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Offline audukent

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #250 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:14:11 »
lol but ur keyboard doesn't even have macro keys lol

lol ur macro keys don't even work on usb 3.0
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #251 on: Thu, 01 August 2013, 09:57:25 »
long time lurker, first time poster - why are you all talking about keyboards? Isn't this a hacking forum? Ur all speaking in code because u don't want the feds to bust you rite? screw this i'm out...lates
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #252 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:55:54 »
noppoo vs choc mini
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #253 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:57:32 »
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #254 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:58:10 »
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #255 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:59:51 »
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #256 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 21:29:56 »
Hey guys.. I like rectangles..

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #257 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 21:55:20 »
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!



We are in a midst of some serious intelligentsia here.  Definitely buy a Razer keyboard for the increased respect you'll receive here on this community  :p .
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #258 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:09:43 »
noppoo vs choc mini

Never heard of them, are they MX switch?
idk I'd rather have razer switches, its a keyboard company that makes its own switch duh why not

Damn, I think you are on to something here. I need to get them because they're orange and by razer!!



We are in a midst of some serious intelligentsia here.  Definitely buy a Razer keyboard for the increased respect you'll receive here on this community  :p .


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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #259 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:12:26 »
Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #260 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 22:26:02 »
Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display

aw yea.. laying it down like a pr0

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #261 on: Wed, 10 September 2014, 23:21:49 »
Sure, your mechanical keyboards are kinda cool, but my logitech g19 has an LCD display

Well my Optimus Maximus has mechanical switches and LCDs.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #262 on: Thu, 11 September 2014, 01:32:42 »
My logitech is so cool and ****.
It's got back-lighting and these switches are so amazin.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #263 on: Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:08:53 »
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE LEDS. EVERY KEYBOARD NEEDS LEDS. I CANT BE BOTHERED TO LEARN TO TOUCH TYPE SO I NEED LEDS.

LEDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #264 on: Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:24:05 »
Don't forget we need more RGB LED's.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #265 on: Thu, 11 September 2014, 11:27:35 »
does noppoo or choc mini have leds
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #266 on: Fri, 12 September 2014, 09:31:33 »
Hey guys I'm looking for a ten keyless buckling spring backlit board with PBT doubleshot backlit compatible caps, but I only have $10 to spend. What can you reccomend me?
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #267 on: Fri, 12 September 2014, 11:18:03 »
I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #268 on: Fri, 12 September 2014, 13:59:43 »
I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?

Well it makes something: a lot of sense.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #269 on: Fri, 12 September 2014, 15:00:56 »
Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #270 on: Fri, 12 September 2014, 17:11:23 »
Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?


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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #271 on: Sat, 13 September 2014, 09:09:53 »

Where is the search?
What is searching?

**** it,
Hey guys what's better cooler master, razer, corsair or logitech?


cozerairtech
is either noppoo 84 or choc mini? if so which should i go for?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #272 on: Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:40:41 »
I put my mom's pantyhose on my keyboard to keep the dust off. Does this make me weird?

Use dryer sheets.

Hey guys I'm looking for a ten keyless buckling spring backlit board with PBT doubleshot backlit compatible caps, but I only have $10 to spend. What can you reccomend me?

This one made me lol.

But honestly I touch type and like LEDs.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #273 on: Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:43:26 »
I found this keyboard at a thrift store. Is it worth anything?

My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #274 on: Sat, 13 September 2014, 10:44:12 »
It is if you can jam
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #275 on: Mon, 27 July 2015, 09:31:51 »
I found this keyboard at a thrift store. Is it worth anything?

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #276 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 20:25:05 »
Just ordered my first mech, it's a Black Widow Chroma Stealth and I'm super excited for those sick colour schemes I'm going to be pulling with it. lol what are these weird caps people spend so much money on for? I don't get it.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #277 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:10:42 »
Which keyboard should I get between these 2?  I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them. 
Gigabyte Aivia:


Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:


wut. i'd buy a ****ty IBM board for that green V2

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #278 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:13:36 »
CM, of course. it has a handle so u can swing it at people when you get pwnd, noob.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #279 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:19:55 »
Which keyboard should I get between these 2?  I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them. 
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image


Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image


Neither. No RGB lighting.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #280 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:20:43 »
Keyboards:
Filco Majestouch 2 - Sakura Edition [MX Blue]
Filco Majestouch 2 - Lotus Edition [MX Brown]
Realforce 23ub - Modded with 55g Domes.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #281 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:23:06 »
Neither. No RGB lighting.

Keycool.

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #282 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:26:26 »
Massdrop and SP are the best companies ever!

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #283 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:38:17 »
Which keyboard should I get between these 2?  I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them. 
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image


Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image


:facepalm:

Read the title, clicked the link, forgot the title, read this post, was very confused.

 :-[

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #284 on: Tue, 28 July 2015, 21:59:17 »
Which keyboard should I get between these 2?  I already know that I want mx reds because I can get more kills with them. 
Gigabyte Aivia:
Show Image


Cooler Master CM Storm Mech:
Show Image


:facepalm:

Read the title, clicked the link, forgot the title, read this post, was very confused.

 :-[

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wut. i'd buy a ****ty IBM board for that green V2

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #285 on: Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:01:23 »
i love hhkb!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #286 on: Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:04:45 »
My keyboard is black.
Why is it called blue switch?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #287 on: Wed, 29 July 2015, 04:42:28 »

My keyboard is black.
Why is it called blue switch?
i dont know, maybe we should make a thread for it!
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