Keyboard or Girlfriend?

[dante]

Sure it's an I-Rocks promoted keyboard - but I'm sure it could apply to any.

Click here for the video if it does not show up below:

[Novus]

No I'm 99.5% sure this doesn't apply to any of us 

[pichu23]

1/10 acting. 10/10 would not watch again.

jokes aside, my gf likes my keyboards. so i'll pick her. 

[tp4tissue]

It really depends on how pretty the girlfriend is.

If she's 7+  .. it's 50/50, flip a coin..

If she's 8+ .. 2/3,  flip 2 coins, if u get heads 2 times, pick keyboard.


The hard part, is if she's the type of girl that gets more than +1 from makeup ..

--ur gonna need some D20s to figure that out..

[Belfong]

Is it really keyboard or the game he was playing? Besides, which self respecting GH would sacrifice a girl friend for a full size commercial keyboard. If it's a SSK, I might even believe that video.

[tp4tissue]

Is it really keyboard or the game he was playing? Besides, which self respecting GH would sacrifice a girl friend for a full size commercial keyboard. If it's a SSK, I might even believe that video.

Girlfriends come and go..

Keyboards are forever..

[Belfong]

You know, from the accent and the word that guy used at the end of one of his sentence (the word "lah"), I think he's either a Malaysian or Singaporean. We don't treat girlfriends that way!

[jacobolus]

2/3,  flip 2 coins, if u get heads 2 times, pick keyboard.

You might want to go back through the probability section of a high school math class, TP4.

[Nai_Calus]

I'm beginning to suspect a girlfriend would be cheaper than this hobby. >_>;

*stares at five keyboards and small but growing artisan cap collection in shame*

[ideus]

I'm beginning to suspect a girlfriend would be cheaper than this hobby. >_>;

*stares at five keyboards and small but growing artisan cap collection in shame*

And sexier, and funnier, and ... Well, who said we cannot have both.

[KeypressGraphics]

In favor of: Keyboard

Trading a keyboard that doesn't satisfy for one that does won't make you feel guilty.
Switching keyboards several times a night isn't a logistical nightmare.
Its easier to restore a keyboard that's been abused by a previous owner.
When you ask your best friend if he wants to swap keyboards he doesn't wonder if his keyboard will agree.
Keyboards are low maintenance and age gracefully.
Smashing your keyboard against a wall because its too loud won't result in a court order.


In favor of: Girlfriend

Keyboards aren't self-lubricating.
Keyboards can't clean themselves, let alone the rest of the house.
Banging away on your keyboard for hours isn't something you can brag to your mates about.
Nobody wants to settle for an ugly keyboard that's riddled with imperfections.
There's nothing cool about snorting coke off the backplate of a keyboard.

[jacobolus]

Trading a keyboard that doesn't satisfy for one that does won't make you feel guilty.

You monster!

[Nai_Calus]

Trading a keyboard that doesn't satisfy for one that does won't make you feel guilty.

You monster!

I apologize to at least three of my keyboards daily. My Monoprice for letting it get disgusting when I was using it and for not using it anymore, my Infinity for not using it more, my Kinesis for being too lazy and cheap to get it repaired, and now I'm apologizing to my Code because my F is just so much more satisfying.

[bazh]

you can build keyboards, not girlfriends


you can also change keyboards everyday a week

[vmod]

TIL, GH members think a lot dirty about keyboards than I could have imagined.

[davkol]

That's discriminating! What about gays?

[vmod]

That's discriminating! What about gays?

I don't think this problem would exist. The keyboard love would be in harmony.

[rowdy]

Is it really keyboard or the game he was playing? Besides, which self respecting GH would sacrifice a girl friend for a full size commercial keyboard. If it's a SSK, I might even believe that video.

Girlfriends come and go..

Keyboards are forever..

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Keyboards good for 50 million strokes.

Girlfriend?

[katushkin]

There's nothing cool about snorting coke off the backplate of a keyboard.

You clearly haven't found the right keyboard mayn

[chyros]

Is it really keyboard or the game he was playing? Besides, which self respecting GH would sacrifice a girl friend for a full size commercial keyboard. If it's a SSK, I might even believe that video.

Girlfriends come and go..

Keyboards are forever..

Show Image

Keyboards good for 50 million strokes.

Girlfriend?

I just wanted to say, I genuinely laughed out very loud at that xD .

[hwood34]

[jdcarpe]

Banging away on your keyboard for hours isn't something you can brag to your mates about.

I LOL'd

[nova779]

Banging away on your keyboard for hours isn't something you can brag to your mates about.

You might disagree with this statement if you consider geekhack to be your mates.

[tp4tissue]

2/3,  flip 2 coins, if u get heads 2 times, pick keyboard.

You might want to go back through the probability section of a high school math class, TP4.

How do you know I wasn't deliberately steering him towards the keyboard using ambiguous language to cloak the 50/50. Casinos do it all the time.

[Mandolin]

Garfield is always better

[livingspeedbump]

I will never watch this again. Ever.

[ander]

Who needs girlfriends when you have buckling springs?





EDIT: I realize this is an o-l-d topic—but my image-hosting service is switching to pay-only, so I wanted to upload a copy of my laboriously Photoshopped image here for GH posterity, and so on.