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Offline ANightOnCloudNine

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If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« on: Mon, 30 November 2015, 23:33:59 »
I would be a 2004 boston dynamics PETMAN

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 30 November 2015, 23:42:49 »
Tianhe-2

oh, robot..
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 04:48:23 »
AIBO
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 04:55:07 »
T-1000
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 05:00:36 »
Rick Deckard.

Spoilers.

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 05:27:20 »
Real-life robots are boring.
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:43:14 »
Terminator


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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:50:56 »
Terminator

with or without the living tissue.

Depends on if I plan on getting stabbed. :P

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 08:52:32 »
tp4tissue
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 09:18:20 »
A vibrator?
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 09:52:11 »
A vibrator?
I see you want to get a ****.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 10:18:51 »
T-1000

Good choice, if I still had free will.

Otherwise Leoben the Cylon, if they count.

"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 19:23:29 »
T-1000

Good choice, if I still had free will.

Otherwise Leoben the Cylon, if they count.



I would be dr. baltar,   because he gets to make out with Tricia Helfer  every 5 minutes

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 19:51:57 »
Bender, no other real options.
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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:12:41 »
I would be dr. baltar,   because he gets to make out with Tricia Helfer  every 5 minutes

Wrong. Only in his head. The ultimate tease.

And he is human, anyway.
"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

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Re: If you could be any real life robot which one would you be?
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 01 December 2015, 20:15:00 »


I feel like this is me