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Offline tp4tissue

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Can you Cook Fruits ?
« on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 04:41:37 »
I've noticed if I eat too many "raw" fruits. I get a stomach ache..


What if I boil them..  would that make it easier to digest.. is this like .. allowed ? 

Fruits like,  Apples, Pears, etc

am I going to jail for this ?


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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 04:49:32 »
I have never heard of anyone boiling fruits and ****.

Just make a god damn pie or something.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:11:56 »
Boil some watermelon and kfc. BOOM best fruit evah

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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:22:39 »
Quote from: bocahgundul on Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:11:56
Boil some watermelon and kfc. BOOM best fruit evah



I'm tempted..


Maybe deep fried watermelon..
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:34:47 »
I just boiled a peeled apple and a peeled pear together..

Cut them both into Eighths..


Surprisingly Very delicious.

added only a very little bit of water.. boiled on Low flame.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:43:35 »
Have you never baked an apple, son?
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:46:48 »
Quote from: Findecanor on Sat, 26 December 2015, 05:43:35
Have you never baked an apple, son?

that's not really Cooking .. that's baking..
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 07:38:57 »
Grilled pineapple.

Love that ****.

I always fill up on grilled pineapple at those Brazilian steakhouses.

I want same god damn grilled pineapple now.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:25:10 »
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:42:42 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:29:31
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:25:10
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:20:08
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 26 December 2015, 08:02:09
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1507/10minute-winter-fruit-compote

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2536650/summer-fruit-compote

Ah.. so it's called compote..

but remember
cooking noodles does not make it a noodle compote :D

 :-* :-*

What if I cook the noodle  IN the noodle juices I prepared from Other noodles.

Show Image


it's noodleception

but isn't raw fruit is better
sugar is less complex for the body
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 09:16:50 »
Quote from: Bromono on Sat, 26 December 2015, 07:38:57
Grilled pineapple.

Love that ****.

I always fill up on grilled pineapple at those Brazilian steakhouses.

I want same god damn grilled pineapple now.

Confirmation here, grilled pineapple is bad ass.  Just make sure to core the slices and keep them under 1/4" thick otherwise they get burnt before the middle is warm.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 09:27:01 »
You are most definitely not allowed to cook fruit.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 10:45:33 »
Grilled pineapples are pretty good! Just season them with a bit of salt afterwards and you are golden.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 26 December 2015, 12:11:00 »
You poach or bake fruit, not boil it. Noob.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 03:09:37 »
Fruit?
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 03:59:12 »
Deep fried kfc inside of watermelon **** yeah
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #19 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 06:16:39 »
Quote from: bocahgundul on Sun, 27 December 2015, 03:59:12
Deep fried kfc inside of watermelon **** yeah

Wait.. so... we hollow out the watermelon slightly ,, and then put the fried chicken INSIDE the watermelon ?


hrmmm....
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #20 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:22:13 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 December 2015, 06:16:39
Quote from: bocahgundul on Sun, 27 December 2015, 03:59:12
Deep fried kfc inside of watermelon **** yeah

Wait.. so... we hollow out the watermelon slightly ,, and then put the fried chicken INSIDE the watermelon ?


hrmmm....
Yep. Btw love your post tp4
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #21 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:31:47 »
Tomato is a fruit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden notwithstanding and is often cooked.

Fruit is excellent in its natural state but should be eaten first, at least a half hour ahead of other foodstuffs, as a starter and primer for the digestive system, ahead of the heavy oily stuff.
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Re: Can you Cook Fruits ?
« Reply #22 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:38:26 »
Dry it out?

Or you can poach pears. Apple sauce is always good.
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