F-tier superpowers

[noisyturtle]

Can you help me come up with some F-tier superpowers? Powers that are mostly inconsequential or meaningless but are still somehow an extraordinary ability.

For example: You have the ability to open your mouth and have a song come out, but every song is an Avril Lavigne song
or you have the ability to communicate with nature, but only with seacucumbers

[romevi]

So the singing would be the crappy part and the Avril Lavigne would be the good part, right?

[appleonama]

typing +1000wpm

[noisyturtle]

typing +1000wpm

that seems pretty useful though.

Maybe - you can type 1000 words a minute but every third word has a spelling error that can't be corrected via autocorrect

[romevi]

typing +1000wpm

that seems pretty useful though.

Maybe - you can type 1000 words a minute but every third word has a spelling error that can't be corrected via autocorrect

Or that the keyboard wouldn't be fast enough to register all them presses.

[appleonama]

typing +1000wpm

that seems pretty useful though.

Maybe - you can type 1000 words a minute but every third word has a spelling error that can't be corrected via autocorrect

Or that the keyboard wouldn't be fast enough to register all them presses.

also what requires to type 1000wpm

we have software that can copy books

we can write software to type for us in a loop or whatever you need.

[slickmamba]

The ability to wake yourself up exactly when you want to

[nmur]

the power to induce hiccups upon someone
the power to type at 1000wpm, but you lose the ability to press the space bar
the power to run 100m in 3 seconds, but with the stamina of a regular person
the power to see the future, but only in movies

[demik]

Can identify a switch from a mile away just by listening to it.

[noisyturtle]

Can identify a switch from a mile away just by listening to it.

That's a pretty good one.

[tp4tissue]

Can identify a switch from a mile away just by listening to it.

hahahahahahhahahahaha.

[fanpeople]

The power to give people your powers but you have no real powers.

[tp4tissue]

The power to give people your powers but you have no real powers.

but then everyone would have this power, because you couldn't prove otherwise..

[tp4tissue]

typing +1000wpm

technically, we all have this power..

You can mash the keys  apoiwefpoaweipghaoeighaweoghoaewgwea, at much more than 1000wpm,  but it's non-sensical.

[fanpeople]

The power to give people your powers but you have no real powers.

but then everyone would have this power, because you couldn't prove otherwise..

The power to prove that you can give other people your powers but you still have no real powers.

[tp4tissue]

The power to give people your powers but you have no real powers.

but then everyone would have this power, because you couldn't prove otherwise..

The power to prove that you can give other people your powers but you still have no real powers.

[ANightOnCloudNine]

X Ray vision but in a literal sense, say you look at a biological form for a prolonged amount of time and you give it cancer or something

[tp4tissue]

X Ray vision but in a literal sense, say you look at a biological form for a prolonged amount of time and you give it cancer or something

how is that f-tier..

That is at least B

[demik]

The ability to walk at super sonic speed, but only to get root canals.

[ANightOnCloudNine]

X Ray vision but in a literal sense, say you look at a biological form for a prolonged amount of time and you give it cancer or something

how is that f-tier..

That is at least B

X Ray vision but in a literal sense, say you look at a biological form for a prolonged amount of time and you give it cancer or something

how is that f-tier..

That is at least B

mind you x rays don't travel far without becoming a jumbled mess to you, so if you were to turn it on and try to look at someone from afar it'd be a lil hard to pick out what it is, but say you go up close, you would weird people out, and expose them to deadly prolonged doses of x rays

[noisyturtle]

The ability to **** out of your ass or your left nostril.

[beehatch]

The ability to **** out of your ass or your left nostril.

How about ****ting cats out of your ass or your left nostril?

Always need more cats.

[fanpeople]

X Ray vision but in a literal sense, say you look at a biological form for a prolonged amount of time and you give it cancer or something

What about Ray-Ban vision?

[Waateva]

The ability to staple things together with your fingers, but you don't have complete control over it.

[demik]

How about being a moderator for an online forum?

[demik]

Oh here's a good one. You can pick up any language you listen to perfectly and become fluent in it.

But only in your head. You can read it, understand it but can't translate it or speak it.

[Melvang]

The flash level of super speed, but paralyzed from the waist down and confined to a wheel chair.

[billnye]

You have the ability to send someone a secret Santa gift but instead of sending it you disappear from the forum for a few months only to return later and continue posting.

[Baddy126]

The flash level of super speed, but paralyzed from the waist down and confined to a wheel chair.

You can still create whirlwinds with your hands

[Melvang]

The ability to clear any pool table with a single shot.

[slickmamba]

The ability to clear any pool table with a single shot.

I dunno man there can be big money in pool

[Melvang]

The ability to build and generate the required materials (similar fashion to how Ultraviolet reloards her pistols in the movieto make anything, but only with knex.

[Waateva]

The ability to clear any pool table with a single shot.

I dunno man there can be big money in pool

Not to mention that you could pull some serious tail with that power.

[Melvang]

The ability to navigate and drive the shortest and quickest route to and from any location, but only with GPS coordinates, and only when driving a DMC Delorean, or a Pltmoth Prowler.

[tp4tissue]

The ability to staple things together with your fingers, but you don't have complete control over it.

hahahahahahaha...  this is the superhero that no-fap movement needs.. hahahaha

[tp4tissue]

The ability to navigate and drive the shortest and quickest route to and from any location, but only with GPS coordinates, and only when driving a DMC Delorean, or a Pltmoth Prowler.

I'd still go with the delorean.

[tp4tissue]

The ability to build and generate the required materials (similar fashion to how Ultraviolet reloards her pistols in the movieto make anything, but only with knex.

wait. like..

what do you mean generating material,  with knex..

Like if he needed a spoon,  he'd have a knex spoon ?

[tp4tissue]

The flash level of super speed, but paralyzed from the waist down and confined to a wheel chair.

You can still create whirlwinds with your hands

yea totally, if you had FLASH level of super speed , even waist up.. that's still pretty high -profile..


The flash can theoretically go faster than the speed of light.. and time travel...

So if you just learned how to walk with your hands,  you could do that , time travel back to when you had legs.. etc...

[tp4tissue]

You have the ability to send someone a secret Santa gift but instead of sending it you disappear from the forum for a few months only to return later and continue posting.

who are you referring to .. hahahaha

[Melvang]

The ability to build and generate the required materials (similar fashion to how Ultraviolet reloards her pistols in the movieto make anything, but only with knex.

wait. like..

what do you mean generating material,  with knex..

Like if he needed a spoon,  he'd have a knex spoon ?

If memory serves correct, when she reloads, the bullets essentially materialize out of her wrists and just flow into the gun.

This idea, but knex materialize in your hands and are the exact pieces you need to.make anything you want.  Bit also with the ability of being able to build at the speed and accuracy of super builders from the Lego movie.

[WidgiePidge]

Villain Name: The Avian Flu (This is sick)
Power: It all comes out of one hole and somehow is still classified as human.

[zombiegristle]

You gain superhuman strength and speed while immersed in liquid helium.

The ability to invert the colors of any object by touch.

The ability to understand any language instantly, but you're blind and deaf.

You can heal from any traumatic injury, but are allergic to all normal food and drink and can only subsist on three-day-old roadkill and chilled goat urine.

The ability to sense gamma ray bursts before they occur.

[tp4tissue]

The ability to build and generate the required materials (similar fashion to how Ultraviolet reloards her pistols in the movieto make anything, but only with knex.

wait. like..

what do you mean generating material,  with knex..

Like if he needed a spoon,  he'd have a knex spoon ?

If memory serves correct, when she reloads, the bullets essentially materialize out of her wrists and just flow into the gun.

This idea, but knex materialize in your hands and are the exact pieces you need to.make anything you want.  Bit also with the ability of being able to build at the speed and accuracy of super builders from the Lego movie.

Loosely defined, this could be an extremely powerful ability..

For example, say you need to build a large office building.

Scaffolds made out of k'nex is just as good as anything else..

So you could become a major construction power and therefore an economic force..

[tp4tissue]

Villain Name: The Avian Flu (This is sick)
Power: It all comes out of one hole and somehow is still classified as human.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

[azhdar]

You have the ability to send someone a secret Santa gift but instead of sending it you disappear from the forum for a few months only to return later and continue posting.

[berserkfan]

The ability to navigate and drive the shortest and quickest route to and from any location, but only with GPS coordinates, and only when driving a DMC Delorean, or a Pltmoth Prowler.

I'd still go with the delorean.

If having a delorean to drive is part of the deal, I don't see what's so bad about it

[nubbinator]

You have the ability to send someone a secret Santa gift but instead of sending it you disappear from the forum for a few months only to return later and continue posting.

I'd still love an apology for that one and for myself and others who contributed to the makeup gift to be reimbursed.  This last one was particularly absurd.