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Offline tp4tissue

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Costco Dating Service
« on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:31:46 »
Seems like a No - Brainer..


They got a huge LOCAL user-base with people near each other..

They got a Food court where people could meet/hang out

They got a database of Purchase history for compatibility matrix'ing.



You eat 3 packs of Ramen a day,   She eats 3 packs of Ramen a day

You like Samsung 80 inch TVs,  She likes Samsung 80 inch TVs

You play the xbox,   She plays the xbox

You got the new Callo'duti,   She got the new Callo'duti



BOOOm,  Costco Dating, Costco Pastor, Costco Notary, Costco Wedding planning,  Costco Marriage deluxe package, 20% off all related services and goods..


Come on Costco..  The #Ronery Republic is counting on you. 
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:33:29 »
And if things don't work out you can buy a six pack of sex dolls.
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:43:24 »
I hate to say it but the theory is kinda sound.

 I still can't figure out why Google hasn't done this yet but they probably sell all that data to match.com anyway

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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:49:31 »
The ideal girl for me would be able to do the 10 dollar costco challenge
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:59:55 »
Quote from: 1swt2gs on Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:49:31
The ideal girl for me would be able to do the 10 dollar costco challenge



Oh yea.. they could introduce  Costco Achievements..   $10 challenge,  $15 challenge,   Time taken to complete..

Costco badges..   Costco digital avatar..  Costco Level..
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 16:16:14 »
I think you have more chance with the people of walmart.
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 16:26:53 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Tue, 01 November 2016, 16:16:14
I think you have more chance with the people of walmart.

Fanpeople is probably right.
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 18:51:49 »
My ideal girl doesn't buy her food in bulk.
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 19:56:09 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 01 November 2016, 18:51:49
My ideal girl doesn't buy her food in bulk.

/head scratch

why's that?
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 22:00:32 »
Could negatively impact business with people not wanting to risk running into someone they broke up with ect.
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Re: Costco Dating Service
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 22:13:27 »
Quote from: KnivesM on Tue, 01 November 2016, 22:00:32
Could negatively impact business with people not wanting to risk running into someone they broke up with ect.


They got the $5 rotisseri chicken..  I don't think anyone can resist that, even to avoid an x..

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