Almost Just Relapsed

[tp4tissue]

Went for a walk outside after my second dinner..

A neighbor was getting pizza delivery..

And the delivery guy walked right past me,   I could smell the pizza, the buffalo wingz, the cinnamon stixx.


Oh man..    ..  For a moment I contemplated stealing that dude's delivery vehicle to pilfer them pizzas..

[noisyturtle]

I bet if you ordered wings and got in the tub and rubbed them all over your body it would have the same satisfying effect as eating them.

[tp4tissue]

I bet if you ordered wings and got in the tub and rubbed them all over your body it would have the same satisfying effect as eating them.

this is probably a real thing that someone does.. hahahahahha

[Findecanor]

Just make yourself a goddamn vegan pizza, tp4!

There exists such a thing as vegan pizza cheese. Cheese is the only thing that is necessarily non-vegan on a simple pizza: the rest is topping. If you crave pepperoni sausage: then get yourself some friggin vegan pepperoni sausage!
Sprinkle some good olive oil on it to get it fatty enough to be enjoyable.

[tp4tissue]

Just make yourself a goddamn vegan pizza, tp4!

There exists such a thing as vegan pizza cheese. Cheese is the only thing that is necessarily non-vegan on a simple pizza: the rest is topping. If you crave pepperoni sausage: then get yourself some friggin vegan pepperoni sausage!
Sprinkle some good olive oil on it to get it fatty enough to be enjoyable.

I appreciate all the suggestz Findecanor.

But Tp4 is not the typical vegan.

Tp4 is 100% Veggie @ 10% fats


The 10% fats is near the maximum natural plant based composition of that macronutrient.

--  That is to say --  it is the number that GUARANTEES 0% risk of heart disease/ arteriole sclerosis.



I HAVE TRIED, all the vegan substitute foods on the market,  and have come to the conclusion that ALL OF THEM have a significantly elevated content of oils to make them as palatable as their Real-Meat counterparts.


Sigh....   I've done this to myself.. Yes,  It's my own fault..  But what can I do..


I'm counting down the days till they invent a pill that allows people to eat meat and grease.

[digi]

Just make yourself a goddamn vegan pizza, tp4!

There exists such a thing as vegan pizza cheese. Cheese is the only thing that is necessarily non-vegan on a simple pizza: the rest is topping. If you crave pepperoni sausage: then get yourself some friggin vegan pepperoni sausage!
Sprinkle some good olive oil on it to get it fatty enough to be enjoyable.

I appreciate all the suggestz Findecanor.

But Tp4 is not the typical vegan.

Tp4 is 100% Veggie @ 10% fats


The 10% fats is near the maximum natural plant based composition of that macronutrient.

--  That is to say --  it is the number that GUARANTEES 0% risk of heart disease/ arteriole sclerosis.



I HAVE TRIED, all the vegan substitute foods on the market,  and have come to the conclusion that ALL OF THEM have a significantly elevated content of oils to make them as palatable as their Real-Meat counterparts.


Sigh....   I've done this to myself.. Yes,  It's my own fault..  But what can I do..


I'm counting down the days till they invent a pill that allows people to eat meat and grease.

You haven't tried the new McDonalds veggie burger (I think it's in Beta), that's going to be super healthy..

[tp4tissue]

Just make yourself a goddamn vegan pizza, tp4!

There exists such a thing as vegan pizza cheese. Cheese is the only thing that is necessarily non-vegan on a simple pizza: the rest is topping. If you crave pepperoni sausage: then get yourself some friggin vegan pepperoni sausage!
Sprinkle some good olive oil on it to get it fatty enough to be enjoyable.

I appreciate all the suggestz Findecanor.

But Tp4 is not the typical vegan.

Tp4 is 100% Veggie @ 10% fats


The 10% fats is near the maximum natural plant based composition of that macronutrient.

--  That is to say --  it is the number that GUARANTEES 0% risk of heart disease/ arteriole sclerosis.



I HAVE TRIED, all the vegan substitute foods on the market,  and have come to the conclusion that ALL OF THEM have a significantly elevated content of oils to make them as palatable as their Real-Meat counterparts.


Sigh....   I've done this to myself.. Yes,  It's my own fault..  But what can I do..


I'm counting down the days till they invent a pill that allows people to eat meat and grease.

You haven't tried the new McDonalds veggie burger (I think it's in Beta), that's going to be super healthy..

It's unlikely they can make it taste remotely as good as their Real-Meat burgers..

Oil is Oil..  you can't beat fried chicken..


Fried chicken is like the SUN..   Just this Godly wave of AWE which washes over you..


Can't mimic that with Vegetables.. 

[SBJ]

Just make yourself a goddamn vegan pizza, tp4!

There exists such a thing as vegan pizza cheese. Cheese is the only thing that is necessarily non-vegan on a simple pizza: the rest is topping. If you crave pepperoni sausage: then get yourself some friggin vegan pepperoni sausage!
Sprinkle some good olive oil on it to get it fatty enough to be enjoyable.

I appreciate all the suggestz Findecanor.

But Tp4 is not the typical vegan.

Tp4 is 100% Veggie @ 10% fats


The 10% fats is near the maximum natural plant based composition of that macronutrient.

--  That is to say --  it is the number that GUARANTEES 0% risk of heart disease/ arteriole sclerosis.



I HAVE TRIED, all the vegan substitute foods on the market,  and have come to the conclusion that ALL OF THEM have a significantly elevated content of oils to make them as palatable as their Real-Meat counterparts.


Sigh....   I've done this to myself.. Yes,  It's my own fault..  But what can I do..


I'm counting down the days till they invent a pill that allows people to eat meat and grease.

You haven't tried the new McDonalds veggie burger (I think it's in Beta), that's going to be super healthy..

It's unlikely they can make it taste remotely as good as their Real-Meat burgers..

Oil is Oil..  you can't beat fried chicken..


Fried chicken is like the SUN..   Just this Godly wave of AWE which washes over you..


Can't mimic that with Vegetables..

What are you waiting for tp? GET DAT FRIED CHICKEN.

[tp4tissue]

What are you waiting for tp? GET DAT FRIED CHICKEN.

I made a list of all the stuff, I am going to order from popeyes right before I die..


24 Piece box, 12 @ spicy, 12 @ mild

Thigh substitution for all breast

2 Box Cajun Fish

2 Box Butterfly Shrimp

2 Large Cajun Rice

2 Large Mash potato,  w/xtra gravy

1 Small coleslaw

1 Large Macaroni and cheese

1 Small box Curly Fries

1 Large box Onion Ringz

8 Biscuits

1 Slice Pecan Pie

4 Pats of Butter

6 Mardigras Mustard sauce

3 Tartar sauce

2 Barbecue Sauce

2 Honey Mustard Sauce

[SBJ]

What are you waiting for tp? GET DAT FRIED CHICKEN.

I made a list of all the stuff, I am going to order from popeyes right before I die..


24 Piece box, 12 @ spicy, 12 @ mild

Thigh substitution for all breast

2 Box Cajun Fish

2 Box Butterfly Shrimp

2 Large Cajun Rice

2 Large Mash potato,  w/xtra gravy

1 Small coleslaw

1 Large Macaroni and cheese

1 Small box Curly Fries

1 Large box Onion Ringz

8 Biscuits

1 Slice Pecan Pie

4 Pats of Butter

6 Mardigras Mustard sauce

3 Tartar sauce

2 Barbecue Sauce

2 Honey Mustard Sauce

That is going to be a grand feast!

[digi]

[ppp]

What are you waiting for tp? GET DAT FRIED CHICKEN.

I made a list of all the stuff, I am going to order from popeyes right before I die..


24 Piece box, 12 @ spicy, 12 @ mild

Thigh substitution for all breast

2 Box Cajun Fish

2 Box Butterfly Shrimp

2 Large Cajun Rice

2 Large Mash potato,  w/xtra gravy

1 Small coleslaw

1 Large Macaroni and cheese

1 Small box Curly Fries

1 Large box Onion Ringz

8 Biscuits

1 Slice Pecan Pie

4 Pats of Butter

6 Mardigras Mustard sauce

3 Tartar sauce

2 Barbecue Sauce

2 Honey Mustard Sauce

inb4 tp outlives popeye's RIP

[chyros]

It's your body trying to heal itself, tp. It wants to have a diet that fits the human body properly (we're opportunistic omnivores, after all).

Veganism is its own aversion therapy!

[tp4tissue]

It's your body trying to heal itself, tp. It wants to have a diet that fits the human body properly (we're opportunistic omnivores, after all).

Veganism is its own aversion therapy!

I don't disagree that humans were scavengers.

But that doesn't change the fact that evolution only designed us to the average age of 45-50


Any desire to live beyond that age, and LIVE WELL,  necessitates 100% veggie @ 10% fats