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[Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:17:28 »
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Smells girly..

Put it on around eyes..

// It Stings... !!!

// Can totally feel the -21- essential amino acids refreshing/charging my cell mitochondria..

---- The website claims this stuff restores cell energy, so that's what I'm assuming it's doing..


Ingrediant by concentration.. #1, Water,  oh man... what a surprise

#2, Glycerin,  so vegetable oil..

#3, dimethacone, so (TOPRE), Rejoice..



Only $175 for 15ml,   costs more than dat keeb lube..
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:23:15 »
Vegan cologne?

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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:26:59 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:23:15
Vegan cologne?

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It translates to youth eye, and it's a cream.. so it's eye-cream

More/less a runny vaseline..  BUT, you know with 21 essential amino acids, and stem cells extracted from iris pallada leaf.
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:29:39 »


Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:26:59
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:23:15
Vegan cologne?

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It translates to youth eye, and it's a cream.. so it's eye-cream

More/less a runny vaseline..  BUT, you know with 21 essential amino acids, and stem cells extracted from iris pallada leaf.

Oh more like poor man's botox.


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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:39:49 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 29 March 2018, 19:29:39

Oh more like poor man's botox.


Botox calculation seems a bit weird, since they reconstitute it prior to use in different concentrations

sooooooo,,  at the recommended concentration  4 units per 2.5ml, @ $10  per unit ,  that's $16 per ml


So, yea, this eye cream is cheaper than botox, especially considering you don't pay some guy to inject it for you.
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 29 March 2018, 20:23:09 »
$175 for 15ml
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:34:32 »
Whatis this some sort of natural thrush cream.
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:40:51 »
did you really just spend that much on eye cream
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:53:35 »
Hold up. Let me grab some water, vegetable oil, and spare domes, proceed to blend it up and rub it into my eyes.
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 06:49:02 »
Quote from: FrostyToast on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:53:35
Hold up. Let me grab some water, vegetable oil, and spare domes, proceed to blend it up and rub it into my eyes.

Hahahahhahaha... vitamix

Yup.. same stuff.. !!
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:11:38 »
Claims to be Über poor, but can spend $175 on this. :Thinking:


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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:16:04 »
Quote from: Air tree on Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:11:38
Claims to be Über poor, but can spend $175 on this. :Thinking:




Tp4 = e1p(  p00r,  self inflicted, compulsion related, ..

Über poor,  is when one's so p00r, one becomes an uber driver.



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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:59:18 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:16:04
Quote from: Air tree on Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:11:38
Claims to be Über poor, but can spend $175 on this. :Thinking:




Tp4 = e1p(  p00r,  self inflicted, compulsion related, ..

Über poor,  is when one's so p00r, one becomes an uber driver.



But you would need a car that doesnt look like a rape mobile to uber... so u could never be uber poor....
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Re: [Tp4 Reviews] Orlane B21 Extraordinaire Youth Eye, It's like Topre for your eyes
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 08:23:26 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 30 March 2018, 07:59:18

But you would need a car that doesnt look like a rape mobile to uber... so u could never be uber poor....

Tp4 never outside.

This 'shouldn't' become a problem.
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