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Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
« on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:06:05 »
2 Inches long.    takes ~30 stings to killz hughmahnn.. Very painful.

Powerful 6mm jaws can bite through cloths/skin.

Native 2 Jpn, they make all the top stuff.

Arrived in Washington State via Ship. May endanger native bee species. 

JPN honey bees have native defense mech against the Hornet, 'Murica bees do not.

Authorities  has informed public to stay ALERT and report any sightings so they can commit bee-genocide.

First sighted in September of 2019,  April still going strong.

A single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute,  Holy smokes, this thing has super accurate atk..

50 hornets can destroy honey bees nest. 60miles flight range, 25mph speed



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« Reply #1 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:42:01 »
I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

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Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 15:57:18 »
I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

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Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:27:34 »
I read about these just yesterday. The only solution is robot counter-bees with even bigger, metal jaws and acid stingers. That or miniature military drones with bee-recognition software, then brrrrrrrrt.

Tp4 were thinking we use bait-jelly with radio-isotope tracers.

Fitted Qudrocopters Drones w/ radio sensitive cameras comb the forest, flew by AI of course. 

THEN we call in the regular Boeing drone with an ATS-missile once the sites are found.

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Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:33:20 »
even a better reason to explore the great indoors


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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:36:24 »
we are never gonna get to go outside again, good think keyboards are indoors

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 16:54:11 »
we are never gonna get to go outside again, good think keyboards are indoors


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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 17:16:50 »
lol I saw on FOX News they called them "Murder Hornets" :))

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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 17:18:41 »
lol I saw on FOX News they called them "Murder Hornets" :))

Clearly part of Trump's campaign to smear East Asia and misdirect attention away from the administration's COVID incompetence.

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Re: Dem' Made'n'Jpn Hornets are still here.
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 05 May 2020, 18:17:57 »
Really terrible news. Honeybees are so vitally important, and they are being assaulted from all sides.

As if pesticides weren't bad enough, there is colony collapse, varroa mites, Tropilaelaps mite, and now this.
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