So I woke up, came downstairs and noticed the widow had been smashed. First thought "Oh ****, we've been robbed". All the cars were still there, tele was there so we were all good on that front, went outside to look at the window noticed it was covered in ****, I mean the entire wall was just covered in ****.
Oh great we were robbed by a guy with diarrhea ?
But the other option is that a cow came up our drive and just **** everywhere which is okay, but if you know where I live its not exactly a cow highway so what the **** happened last night I have no idea.
Also my sunglasses on the inside of the window got sprayed with ****, any thoughts as to what happened ?
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