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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #50 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14 »
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #51 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 17:06:40 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.

nawh dude.. anything involving penis.. you risk sexual harassment charges.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #52 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 17:11:02 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 15 December 2013, 17:06:40
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.

nawh dude.. anything involving penis.. you risk sexual harassment charges.

"I always carry around this water pistol full of my own urine for occasions such as this. I'M NOT CRAZY!"
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #53 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 18:12:28 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 17:11:02
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 15 December 2013, 17:06:40
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.

nawh dude.. anything involving penis.. you risk sexual harassment charges.

"I always carry around this water pistol full of my own urine for occasions such as this. I'M NOT CRAZY!"

well make sure u keep that thing fresh.. urea buildup in the container is nasty and hard to clean..

I am also not crazy....
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #54 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 18:31:39 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.


LMFAO! I'd love to see someone do that to someone on a phone!
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #55 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 19:36:47 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.

LMAO

Seriously though, physical intimidation would be a natural response for many people, and it would be to me 5-10 years ago. Now however, I do not think that is the best way to go about it. Not that I would hurt anyone, but I am much taller and bigger than they were. And no, I am not some misguided fatguy who thinks he is a badass.....

Work out rrrday, but not with the intention of hurting pale little scumbags...

It was never a situation where I felt intimidated though, just really annoyed.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #56 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 03:48:31 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.
playing crazy card is a nice idea, but it doesn't always work. just imagine one of those guys biting off your cock.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #57 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 05:21:05 »
Quote from: iri on Mon, 16 December 2013, 03:48:31
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sun, 15 December 2013, 16:58:14
Just stand up, slowly turn around, unzip your fly, and start peeing right in their face. I promise 90% of people will be so shocked they'll have no idea what to do, and the most you can get is an indecent exposure charge. No jail time, just sweet sweet piss revenge.
playing crazy card is a nice idea, but it doesn't always work. just imagine one of those guys biting off your cock.

Well, now you got me all hot and bothered....
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Offline Novus

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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #58 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 23:34:07 »
I never had this happen to me in a theater but I think you did the right thing.
As you said another couple noticed the behavior and didn't speak up. I think in situations like these speaking up and highlighting this behavior allows other people to jump in.
On the other hand I think you socking the guy wouldn't be out of line either but getting into a fight like that with your GF sitting next to you like that doesn't win any brownie points.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #59 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 23:39:15 »
Quote from: Photoelectric on Wed, 11 December 2013, 08:08:36
Go to see films after they've been out for some time, so that your hall is quite empty.  That's my preference.

i just go as early as possible on a sunday.

and as bad as it sounds, i avoid the "hood" cinemas as much as possible. no matter how cheap they are.
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Re: Unfriendly people (in movie theaters). How do you deal with them?
« Reply #60 on: Tue, 17 December 2013, 02:54:37 »
OH actually I forgot.
Just pretend you are the doctor and go up and sonic them (make do with a pen if necessary)
If that doesn't work then wing it.
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