Un post en français juste pour taquiner^^

[kilogeek]

Voilà,
comme je ne maîtrise pas parfaitement l'anglais mais bien plus la langue de Molière ou de Descartes ou de maints autres génies littéraires
(1000 excuses mais je n'ai jamais vraiment apprécié Shakespeare, ceci-dit certains français aiment bien),
je voulais juste faire un post en français pour faire un peu chier les anglophones qui se la pètent en anglais

Mais sinon, je me disais que ce serait sympa d'avoir une catégorie dédiée aux non-anglophones : espagnol, français, allemands, etc...

Si quelqu'un veut traduire ce post en anglais, il est le bienvenu, pour ma part, je suis déjà trop souvent contraint
d'écrire en anglais sur les sites communautaires, et, paresseux de nature, je ne traduirai pas ce post 

Merci de m'avoir lu, et pour les plus curieux, il existe toujours les traducteurs automatiques du web mais je doute
que le résultat soit très fidèle à l'original.

Cordialement, votre kilogeek de Toulon.

P.S. ceci-dit, je préfère de loin les films U.S. en VOSTFR (version audio originale) que ceux traduits, comme Django Unchained, un régal en V.O.

[iri]

[SpAmRaY]

   That is ,
as I do not fluent in English but rather the language of Molière or Descartes or many other literary geniuses
(1000 excuses , but I never really enjoyed Shakespeare, this French - some like to say )
I just wanted to make a post in French to do some **** Anglophones who fart in English : p

But otherwise , I thought it would be nice to have a category dedicated to non-English speaking : Spanish, French , German , etc ...

If someone wants to translate this post in English, it is welcome, for my part, I am too often forced
write in English on community sites , and , lazy by nature, I will not translate this post : p

Thank you for reading me and for the curious , there is always automatic translators web but I doubt
the result is very faithful to the original .

Sincerely, your kilogeek Toulon .

PS - this said, I much prefer U.S. films VOSTFR ( original audio version of ) those translated as Django Unchained , a treat in VO

[BlueBär]

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

[kilogeek]

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

And although I love Wagner (a genius IMO), I hate Nieztsche for personnal reasons^^

[JPG]

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

Haha, bien j'ai suivi un cours d'allemand durant mes études et j'ai tout oublié mais je me souviens quand même avoir un peu sacré en apprenant qu'il y avait les 3 genres comme en latin (j'ai aussi fait 2 ans de latin plus jeune, écrit pas parlé).

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

And although I love Wagner (a genius IMO), I hate Nieztsche for personnal reasons^^

 


L'espagnol est très similaire au français et s'apprend bien plus facilement. Si j'avais des occasions de le pratiquer, je serais pas si pire. Je peux probablement me débrouiller encore un peu.


Mais l'anglais est virtuellement essentiel. Bien franchement, je te conseille de le pratiquer quand tu en as l'occasion, et l'internet est une très belle occasion en général!

[BlueBär]

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

Yeah german is an overly complicated language - I have no idea what our grammatical rules are )

[kilogeek]

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

Haha, bien j'ai suivi un cours d'allemand durant mes études et j'ai tout oublié mais je me souviens quand même avoir un peu sacré en apprenant qu'il y avait les 3 genres comme en latin (j'ai aussi fait 2 ans de latin plus jeune, écrit pas parlé).

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

And although I love Wagner (a genius IMO), I hate Nieztsche for personnal reasons^^

 


L'espagnol est très similaire au français et s'apprend bien plus facilement. Si j'avais des occasions de le pratiquer, je serais pas si pire. Je peux probablement me débrouiller encore un peu.


Mais l'anglais est virtuellement essentiel. Bien franchement, je te conseille de le pratiquer quand tu en as l'occasion, et l'internet est une très belle occasion en général!

reLOL, j'ai vécu 4 ans à Montréal, gardé 2 très bons amis, le québécois est pas trop dur à apprendre mais ya des pièges^^ Souvent, les mêmes mots n'ont pas vraiment le même sens... ça serait pareil pour un québécois qui viendrait en France, il aurait de la misère

[kilogeek]

Pour l'anglais pas de souci, j'ai un ami U.S. qui a monté un resto à 2 pas de chez moi, sa serveuse U.S. aussi est une bombe, malheureusement mariée... pfff
Donc j'ai souvent l'occasion de jaser avec lui en "américain", c'est pas du british mais j'ai plus l'accent US à la base donc... je parle mieux US que je l'écris^^ surtout bourré.

[kilogeek]

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

Yeah german is an overly complicated language - I have no idea what our grammatical rules are )

French is very hard too, much harder than spanish or english, we have so many exceptions, but what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

[Noko]

Mais l'anglais est virtuellement essentiel. Bien franchement, je te conseille de le pratiquer quand tu en as l'occasion, et l'internet est une très belle occasion en général!

S'il y avait plus d'occasions de me débrouiller, j'essayerai d'écrire plus en français, j'ai honte comme anglophone Canadien qui peut le parler mais ne penser jamais de le faire.
Alors je serais bien heureux de vous taquiner avec ma français imparfaite

[BlueBär]

French is very hard too, much harder than spanish or english, we have so many exceptions, but what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

German has a lot more exceptions in comparison to french, trust me. German has three genders, male, female, neutral, but objects aren't necessarily neutral, they can be male or female too (a computer is male, a car is neutral, a cup is female,...).

[JPG]

French is very hard too, much harder than spanish or english, we have so many exceptions, but what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

German has a lot more exceptions in comparison to french, trust me. German has three genders, male, female, neutral, but objects aren't necessarily neutral, they can be male or female too (a computer is male, a car is neutral, a cup is female,...).

Yea, when I started to learn German and was told that there was 3 gender like in latin, I was like : Nice, finally a brilliant language that has the neutral gender for objects and places. Then the teacher told us it was totally random like in French, but with a 3rd possibility. I was shocked.


Anyone know why the **** someone at some point in time decided that a car would have a female gender and a boat a male gender and that it made enough sense for everyone to adopt this thinking???

[iri]

what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

HATE

[kilogeek]

what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

HATE

A very good friend from Montréal started to learn russian, he died 2 years later of a cancer...  shall I hate cancer or russian ? God bless this guy, he really was nice and full of wisdom. Allways the best leave first

[CPTBadAss]

J'adore le creme glacee.

[paicrai]

Is this the Frogs Uprising thread?

[iri]

what I love in my language is that we have male and female genre for every thing, even objects, a computer is male, a car is female, a cigarette is female, a telephone is male, etc... ^^

HATE

A very good friend from Montréal started to learn russian, he died 2 years later of a cancer...  shall I hate cancer or russian ? God bless this guy, he really was nice and full of wisdom. Allways the best leave first

what if you start to hate russian and then russian comes round your house and gives you cancer?

[BlueBär]

Anyone know why the **** someone at some point in time decided that a car would have a female gender and a boat a male gender and that it made enough sense for everyone to adopt this thinking???

Sounds like a brilliant idea to me )

HATE

Why
I like russian btw

[iri]

Why

because, for example, how the **** is computer male? does it have a penis or any other kind of male genitalia?

[Wildcard]

[yasuo]

Why

because, for example, how the **** is computer male? does it have a penis or any other kind of male genitalia?

You have to learn my language is easy

[kilogeek]

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LOL, but these are not the true ones, here a pic :



Isn't this more tasty ? :)

[tp4tissue]

Je deteste le francais. J'ai apprendre francais 5 ans et j'ai parle presque bien mais je seulement n'aime pas la langue.

LOL, same for me with german, your words are so long.....  My favorite language after french is spanish, and english but with the scottish accent^^

And although I love Wagner (a genius IMO), I hate Nieztsche for personnal reasons^^

Nieztsche is full of sh!t  he's like a successful internet-troll, but from before internet.

How hard is it to come up with short half-truths...  NOT VERY...

[kilogeek]

He said few awesome things but globally, after reading him, I've seen a bipolar psychopath, no coherence, and sometime he almost disguised obvious things in pseudo-philosophical style... fake. Hitler loved him. But Hitler was a vegetarian, not smoking, no alcool, hating hunting and loving dogs... we live in a strange world.