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Offline vivalarevolución

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We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 19:31:28 »
I got into a discussion about -ologies today.  the keyboard culture needs an -ology.  Taking suggestions in this thread.
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 19:32:11 »
hhkb
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 19:36:39 »
scamology

the study of ***** ass scammers on forums
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 19:51:01 »
scamology

the study of ***** ass scammers on forums

Word.

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 19:57:14 »
pathology


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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 23:46:48 »

scamology

the study of ***** ass scammers on forums
LOL
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 01:01:32 »
I got into a discussion about -ologies today.  the keyboard culture needs an -ology.  Taking suggestions in this thread.

Septum sentiology

scamology

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Shoudn't that be somnium disastrology for made up or nonsense disasters that seem to befall people any time they run a GB?

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 26 October 2014, 19:12:40 »
I got into a discussion about -ologies today.  the keyboard culture needs an -ology.  Taking suggestions in this thread.

Septum sentiology

scamology

the study of ***** ass scammers on forums

Shoudn't that be somnium disastrology for made up or nonsense disasters that seem to befall people any time they run a GB?

That will be a sub-ology of the greater keyboardology.
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 26 October 2014, 19:22:25 »
mechanaology: study of the tactile element involved in the physical input of data.

topreology: study of placebo effect and post purchase rationalization in mechanaology

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 26 October 2014, 19:24:12 »

topreology: study of placebo effect and post purchase rationalization in mechanaology

I was with you until someone lent me one.  I used to think it was some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, but now I get it.  I don't get the price, but I do get the love of Topre...at least with the HHKB.

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 26 October 2014, 19:47:47 »
mechanaology: study of the tactile element involved in the physical input of data.

topreology: study of placebo effect and post purchase rationalization in mechanaology

cherryology, the study of peasantry
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 26 October 2014, 21:42:15 »
Trololololology
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 04:48:00 »
Rustlology - the collection and/or study of artisan keycaps.

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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 05:25:54 »
proctology, you butthurt mfs
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 20:36:56 »
Enthusiasm seems to be running for this idea.
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 20:39:05 »
Geekhack ... putting the anal into ocd
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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 20:55:14 »
Make Keyboardology a high school class requirement to pass  :p

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Re: We need to create an -ology for keyboards
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 27 October 2014, 22:58:19 »
Geekhack ... putting the anal into ocd

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