I got stabbed

[tp4tissue]

So..

I was carting this female to her apartment.

She was sitting in the back of the electric bike yea?

Then she saw a frenchfry stand,  and wanted french fries,  So i'm like.. freakin'.. ok.. fine..

She gets the french fries.. it comes in a little bowl with skewers (so you don't get your hands dirty)

I start the bike, en-route,  she falls off while eating french fries,    but before she hits the ground,  She puts one of those skewers through my jacket into my shoulder..


It's in me a good centimeter.. sigh............. Ffffffff..



Lesson learned.

[ImbaHue]

I lol'ed. Kill me!

How's them shoulders?

[inanis]

You lead an interesting life, TP.

I hear the air quality in China is awful right now. Don't die.

[tp4tissue]

It didn't hurt during the incident


Now it hurts alot..

Right when I engage my rear deltoids, there's an extremely sharp pain..

[jdcarpe]

Don't pick up drunk chicks, tp.

[tp4tissue]

Don't pick up drunk chicks, tp.

Wonder what they're putting in these Chinese Fries..

[Belfong]

Replace skewers with sharp fangs and I swear you’d have won Bro Caps ’how I became werewolf’ story writing contest! That’s some gold there!

[jdcarpe]

I think she was drunk before the fries haha

[demik]

Me too. In the back. And the heart.

Let's get drunk together tp.

[tp4tissue]

Me too. In the back. And the heart.

Let's get drunk together tp.

dang...... Life's ruff..

[noisyturtle]

lol reminds me a little of this http://articles.philly.com/2000-03-04/news/25604306_1_knife-assailant-woman

[fohat.digs]

Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.

[jaffers]

Do let that get infected TP 

[FreeCopy]

I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.

I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.

[heedpantsnow]

Ouch. Sorry tp (and Freecopy). I stabbed my foot with a knife last week...but TP got mad at me for posting a pic

[FreeCopy]

Ouch. Sorry tp (and Freecopy). I stabbed my foot with a knife last week...but TP got mad at me for posting a pic

That sucked, too! I always appreciate a pic with a story. Well, I'm not always happy I looked, but I can't not look.

[bcredbottle]

I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.

I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.

How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.

[FreeCopy]

I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.

I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.

How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.

It's all stupidity. You hold the knife with the blade down and swing down in a stabbing motion and at the last second, tuck the knife against your forearm and poke the person with your index finger. It can work but not when your depth perception is ****, which his seemed to be.

[tp4tissue]

I got stabbed in the back once with an actual knife. I was the lucky recipient of one of my ex-friends tricks that involved a small pocket knife into my shoulder blade. Definitely ranks in the top 5 of painful experiences in my life. We were 13/14 at the time.

I have to imagine the skewer in the shoulder would be more painful since it sounds like it got the muscle.

How is that a trick? Worst magician ever.

It's all stupidity. You hold the knife with the blade down and swing down in a stabbing motion and at the last second, tuck the knife against your forearm and poke the person with your index finger. It can work but not when your depth perception is ****, which his seemed to be.

[PunksDead]

tp4 chicks are wild

[rowdy]

Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.

My reply seems to have evaporated.

I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!

[tp4tissue]

Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.

My reply seems to have evaporated.

I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!

Hrrrm... if the rollbacks went back in time far enough..  Would I magically get un-stabbed?

[rowdy]

Reasonable price to pay for a hot date.

My reply seems to have evaporated.

I suggested something along the lines that I would prefer a slightly less hot one provided she wasn't going to stab me!

Hrrrm... if the rollbacks went back in time far enough..  Would I magically get un-stabbed?

You shoulda quick-saved!

[GuilleAcoustic]

[tp4tissue]

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I know righ...

[absyrd]

TIL tp4 is secret agent and was poisoned by spy on motorbike.

[Binge]

Thought you were gonna say you showed this girl your new keycap and she stabbed you w/it.

[rowdy]

I thought he was going to say someone stabbed him to steal his ErgoDox!

[tp4tissue]

I thought he was going to say someone stabbed him to steal his ErgoDox!

Egdx @z homez,  no thief get through my gigantic metal door. . hmm.. now that I think about it.. perhaps if the door was smaller... it'd be harder to get through, like how would you rob a hobbit,  it'd be so hard to get stuff through those little doors.

[Leslieann]

Well now you know how women feel when you give them a quick poke and then don't even stay for breakfast.

[tp4tissue]

Well now you know how women feel when you give them a quick poke and then don't even stay for breakfast.

wha.. I.. wha.. hows...nuh unn.. wha.. no?.. 

I words. come .. no..  say.. can't..

/Tp4 language module init failure.