Tp drinks his ronery tears. Which also happen to be salty.
50% MSG 10% tear salt 40% ronery
Which confirms WHY he has an Ergodox, when the tears roll off of his face, they won't hit his keyboard so he can continue to Internet. 
(get it? like the ergodox is split, yea, ok...that was bad)
i thought tp4 need ergodox just because he needs to put ramen between the boards
That was my understanding as well. Maybe the ErgoDox serves a dual purpose?
