I have at least one six pack sitting in the fridge at all times.
The only reason I don't watch the olympics is because I genuinely don't give a **** about sports. I played various sports growing up (soccer 3 years, baseball 8 years, basketball 3 years, football 1 year, wrestling 1 year, volleyball 1 year, tennis 6 years), but sitting and watching other people do it is just boring to me.