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The Problem with Problems
« on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 21:31:28 »
There are so many problems that you run into regarding  problems when discussing problems of other problems..

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 21:33:37 »
haaaaaaaaaa ;)

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 21:37:03 »
This just in! People love to complain!


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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 21:39:34 »
There are so many problems that you run into regarding  problems when discussing problems of other problems..

Like why don't most beanies/knit hats have puffballs?  Like, seriously.

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 21:44:26 »
There are so many problems that you run into regarding  problems when discussing problems of other problems..

Like why don't most beanies/knit hats have puffballs?  Like, seriously.


i heard it was just decorative..


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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:05:44 »
There are so many problems that you run into regarding  problems when discussing problems of other problems..

Like why don't most beanies/knit hats have balls?  Like, seriously.

Sometimes I fondle them in my hands and pretend they're the real deal

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:07:32 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?
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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:14:17 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

No, nothing like that. Let's keep this on topic, mkay? ;)

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:19:52 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

2 real

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:24:33 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

No, nothing like that. Let's keep this on topic, mkay? ;)

Are you certain that you are you and not someone else? What if you're walking through the mall and you feel your consciousness leave your body and enter into another person's body? That seems like a problem with problems am I right or what? I'm not sure if you're the kind of person that walks through malls. Personally, I don't like the smells. People wear a lot of smells you know? Anyway, so what if you're at a zoo and you switch consciousness with a Sea Lion? Fish would probably smell pretty damn awesome am I right?
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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:25:39 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

No, nothing like that. Let's keep this on topic, mkay? ;)

Are you certain that you are you and not someone else? What if you're walking through the mall and you feel your consciousness leave your body and enter into another person's body? That seems like a problem with problems am I right or what? I'm not sure if you're the kind of person that walks through malls. Personally, I don't like the smells. People wear a lot of smells you know? Anyway, so what if you're at a zoo and you switch consciousness with a Sea Lion? Fish would probably smell pretty damn awesome am I right?

Now THAT made sense...thanks for cleaning it up!

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 21 November 2016, 22:43:22 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

No, nothing like that. Let's keep this on topic, mkay? ;)

Are you certain that you are you and not someone else? What if you're walking through the mall and you feel your consciousness leave your body and enter into another person's body? That seems like a problem with problems am I right or what? I'm not sure if you're the kind of person that walks through malls. Personally, I don't like the smells. People wear a lot of smells you know? Anyway, so what if you're at a zoo and you switch consciousness with a Sea Lion? Fish would probably smell pretty damn awesome am I right?

Now THAT made sense...thanks for cleaning it up!

Totally, anytime :)
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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 22 November 2016, 02:40:29 »
Like when you're writing with a pen at the bank and the ink runs dry? You're probably in line and the pens are at different intervals of the line so you have to wait to try the next pen and as you do so you wonder why you forgot to bring your own pen? Can't really share your frustration because everyone in line is guarding their personal information so there you are, in line at the bank, with no pen. What a world. Finally, you reach the bank teller and she or he has a pen, but by this time, you've forgotten how to sign your own name. Drats. Why did I need this pen in the first place? This isn't my check. Who does this belong too? Where am I?

No, nothing like that. Let's keep this on topic, mkay? ;)

Are you certain that you are you and not someone else? What if you're walking through the mall and you feel your consciousness leave your body and enter into another person's body? That seems like a problem with problems am I right or what? I'm not sure if you're the kind of person that walks through malls. Personally, I don't like the smells. People wear a lot of smells you know? Anyway, so what if you're at a zoo and you switch consciousness with a Sea Lion? Fish would probably smell pretty damn awesome am I right?

Now THAT made sense...thanks for cleaning it up!

Totally, anytime :)

This is what happens when you do drugs... after work...

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 22 November 2016, 10:24:29 »
This is what happens when you do drugs... after work...

pretty sure csmertx would do drugs AT work...

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 22 November 2016, 13:16:21 »
This is what happens when you do drugs... after work...

pretty sure csmertx would do drugs AT work...


/my god...

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Re: The Problem with Problems
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 22 November 2016, 13:20:36 »
Actually, it would have taken me two hours to write, and the descriptions would have been highly embellished. This is me without drugs for three years folks. Deal with it :cool:
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