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Offline tp4tissue

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Questionable Cantaloupe
« on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 22:20:22 »
Soooo.. Just ate some cantaloupe..

I think I may have let it ripen too long..  It tasted slightly --fermented--, like a slightly alcoholic-ee taste..

Not sure I should've eaten half the cantaloupe.. but, well, Am I going to die ??



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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 30 March 2018, 22:50:42 »
cantaloupe is gross like that to begin with, it always tastes off to me
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 00:25:36 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Fri, 30 March 2018, 22:50:42
cantaloupe is gross like that to begin with, it always tastes off to me

THANK YOU
people think I'm crazy for hating honeydew and cantaloupe and papaya
yeesh the smell of papaya is enough to make me want to vomit
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17 »
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:06:59 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

I've never heard of a rock melon but it sounds like what either an Australian or American Southerner would call a cantaloupe, and I'm guessing the Worst of the Colonies: Redneck USA. Am I right? Where do they call a cantaloupe a "rock melon"?
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:09:32 »
Quote from: emenelopee on Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:06:59
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

I've never heard of a rock melon but it sounds like what either an Australian or American Southerner would call a cantaloupe, and I'm guessing the Worst of the Colonies: Redneck USA. Am I right? Where do they call a cantaloupe a "rock melon"?

Straya.....  :'(  ..... guess ill just take my kangeroo and go then....
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:18:48 »
****. I lose a point. Almost though.
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:45:06 »
you should **** it
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 05:21:56 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 31 March 2018, 02:45:06
you should **** it
This made me laugh maybe a little harder than I should have.
Also isn't that messy?
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 07:42:25 »
Quote from: p_blaze on Sat, 31 March 2018, 00:25:36
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Fri, 30 March 2018, 22:50:42
cantaloupe is gross like that to begin with, it always tastes off to me

THANK YOU
people think I'm crazy for hating honeydew and cantaloupe and papaya
yeesh the smell of papaya is enough to make me want to vomit

Every Cantaloupe is Suspect. !!
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 07:44:49 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

What about honeydew, what do you guys call those ?

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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:06:54 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 March 2018, 07:44:49
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

What about honeydew, what do you guys call those ?

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Its called a honeydew melon, thats why i dont get the cantelupe thing


Australia...
Watermelon
Rock melon
Honeydew melon

USA
watermelon
Honeydew (melon?)
Canteloupe
Inches/feet/miles
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:10:50 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:06:54
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 March 2018, 07:44:49
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

What about honeydew, what do you guys call those ?

(Attachment Link)

Its called a honeydew melon, thats why i dont get the cantelupe thing


Australia...
Watermelon
Rock melon
Honeydew melon

USA
watermelon
Honeydew (melon?)
Canteloupe
Inches/feet/miles

Vegans need to die..

Fried Chicken = Universal

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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:18:54 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:10:50
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:06:54
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 March 2018, 07:44:49
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 01:02:17
Wtf is cantaloupe... isnt that a rock melon

What about honeydew, what do you guys call those ?

(Attachment Link)

Its called a honeydew melon, thats why i dont get the cantelupe thing


Australia...
Watermelon
Rock melon
Honeydew melon

USA
watermelon
Honeydew (melon?)
Canteloupe
Inches/feet/miles

Vegans need to die..

Fried Chicken = Universal

(Attachment Link)

TP WTF is fried chicked? Thats hot oiled ground bird
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:31:54 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:18:54
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 31 March 2018, 08:10:50

Vegans need to die..

Fried Chicken = Universal

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TP WTF is fried chicked? Thats hot oiled ground bird

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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 09:10:52 »
Fruit starches converting to sugars and then alcohols is natural and to be expected. It won't hurt you.

Store-bought cantaloupe (picked green) is sometimes good but rarely great. Home-grown naturally-ripened is exquisite and amazingly better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskmelon
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Re: Questionable Cantaloupe
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 31 March 2018, 10:56:44 »
"Questionable Cantaloupe" ... Sounds like an Ubuntu release :-þ
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