Author Topic: You've done something bad today.. (Read 3015 times)

tp4tissue · « **on:** Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:00:32 »

Not an accusation, A statement of fact, it's clear as day you did it.. You know it, I know it.. the aliens know it.

Now imagine, Tomorrow..

Instead of repeating the bad thing YOU JUST DID.

You ate a small bowl of Carrot-Sticks.

And on everyday after that.. //Problem Solved. !!

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1 on:** Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:21:00 »

I ate McDonalds for supper, had 6 chicken tenders and a large fry. I think it was ~+/-1100 calories

That was the 'healthiest' thing I could think to get that didn't involve me having to talk to anyone or go in anywhere.

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noisyturtle · « **Reply #2 on:** Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:39:34 »

I had coffee, an Atkins bar, and a kale salad all day. Cast thine pecksniffian ray of judgement elsewhere fiend!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #3 on:** Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:46:42 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:21:00

I ate McDonalds for supper, had 6 chicken tenders and a large fry. I think it was ~+/-1100 calories

That was the 'healthiest' thing I could think to get that didn't involve me having to talk to anyone or go in anywhere.

Jesus Christ.. !!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #4 on:** Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:47:25 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:39:34

I had coffee, an Atkins bar, and a kale salad all day. Cast thine pecksniffian ray of judgement elsewhere fiend!

//Repent Sinner.. . !!

SBJ · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01 »

I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:17:29 »

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01

I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead.

Popeyes Fried Chicken.. !! >> All

SBJ · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:17:29

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:06:01
I had pizza for dinner last night. It was terrible and I regret it.
They had some super big hotdogs I should've gotten instead.

Popeyes Fried Chicken.. !! >> All

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19 »

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.

SBJ · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:26:03 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.

Deal!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:05:49 »

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:26:03

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:20:19
Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 01:19:05

Why do you hurt me?
We can't get popeyes anywhere here in Denmark.

Nxt time u are in united states.. Tp4 will mail u popeyes gif-card.
Deal!

// StickyBlueJuice comes to america

// StickyBlueJuice messages Tp4 with address

// StickyBlueJuice goes to address to pick up gift-card

// Tp4 pulls up from behind in kidnapper van

// Tp4 naps StickyBlueJuice

// StickyBlueJuice is taken to Conditioning and Programming facility

// ..... To Be Continued...

SBJ · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:13:30 »

Now you've got my wondering if it's worth it. Buuuuut I hear popeye's is pretty good, so.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:14:08 »

Quote from: StickyBlueJuice on Thu, 26 July 2018, 07:13:30

Now you've got my wondering if it's worth it. Buuuuut I hear popeye's is pretty good, so.

xtrafrood · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 26 July 2018, 23:29:30 »

Can confirm: followed tp4tissue's advice and my skin is now a deep shade of orange (not just bad lighting--I'm as orange as a navel orange now)

tp4tissue · « **Reply #14 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 00:06:34 »

Quote from: csmertx on Thu, 26 July 2018, 23:29:30

Can confirm: followed tp4tissue's advice and my skin is now a deep shade of orange (not just bad lighting--I'm as orange as a navel orange now)

Dang..

Tp4 still remembers dat magic skool bus episode.. where someone turned orange from eating carrots.

Thought it were a myth..

noisyturtle · « **Reply #15 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:24:15 »

I actually had a dream last night where I drank half a Mexican Coke and ate half a bag of chips. It was really ****ing weird because in the dream I specifically had half of each then stopped because I got worried about my carb intake... IN THE DREAM. I feel guilty about something I imagined, in the real world

)

tp4tissue · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:35:10 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 27 July 2018, 17:24:15

I actually had a dream last night where I drank half a Mexican Coke and ate half a bag of chips. It was really ****ing weird because in the dream I specifically had half of each then stopped because I got worried about my carb intake... IN THE DREAM. I feel guilty about something I imagined, in the real world )

You should be VERY worried about your carb intake.

chyros · « **Reply #17 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:02:56 »

You don't have to worry about carb intake and calories total if you just stop eating everything.

Just sayin'

.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:10:53 »

Quote from: chyros on Fri, 27 July 2018, 18:02:56

You don't have to worry about carb intake and calories total if you just stop eating everything.

Just sayin' .

Yes.. !!

firezlife · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 20:03:20 »

Eating watermelon as I read this.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 27 July 2018, 21:34:29 »

Quote from: firezlife on Fri, 27 July 2018, 20:03:20

Eating watermelon as I read this.

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Author Topic: You've done something bad today.. (Read 3015 times)