Ncrapia, Jensn honeypot

[tp4tissue]

LOL,

This is some intelligence agency BS,

Has any of the analysts beeeeen to China?

You think they'd assign a, 3*-class-auntie to honeypot Jensie hwng, ceo of ncrapia?

Seriously?

Tp4 spent ALOT of time in the television district delivering box lunches,  They got 7s through 9s barely scrapping by in the acting industry.

[noisyturtle]

oh shiiii... tp was right!
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-11-08/nvidia-board-to-probe-spying-case-after-ceo-jensen-huang-admits-infidelity

[tp4tissue]

People act surprised, this is standard.

[fohat.digs]

What (should not have) surprised me was that Drumpf has known about it for half a year.

[tp4tissue]

2 affairs discovered so far.

Tp4 has personally witnessed bosses with 12 mistresses.

So ,  you know,  this is still entry lvl.

[phinix]

Noooooooooooo....  why he had to resign....    

[tp4tissue]

Noooooooooooo....  why he had to resign....    

Because he doesn't personally own much ncrapia stock, unlike elon.

elon has a bajillion mistresses, there's nothing the board can do about it.

[noisyturtle]

This is why we should only place Asexual humans in positions of power

[tp4tissue]

People be like, ai's a hoax, 

Brooooo, have you even used AI ?  It's awesome, Tp4 can't say he's onboard with the nonsensical dram buying schedule they've taken on, Carts before horses.  But clearly AI has already changed the world.

[Findecanor]

It has now been revealed that NVidia under Huang had created "AI-companies" to made them purchase and hoard NVidia GPUs to keep the prices up.

[noisyturtle]

It has now been revealed that NVidia under Huang had created "AI-companies" to made them purchase and hoard NVidia GPUs to keep the prices up.

everyone has known that for the past two years,  really

[tp4tissue]

It has now been revealed that NVidia under Huang had created "AI-companies" to made them purchase and hoard NVidia GPUs to keep the prices up.

That's literally, ALL  AI-companies.

[Findecanor]

That's literally, ALL  AI-companies. [/size][/color]

Several large AI-companies have been hoarding hardware in an attempt to keep the competition from getting it, but the difference here is that these companies in question are owned by NVidia themselves and that NVidia did it to compensate for having produced too many GPUs. They wanted to keep prices up, so they created artificial scarcity.
Source, quoting Wall Street Journal (which is paywalled).

[tp4tissue]

Nvidia just like AMD are subsidiaries of blackrock.

Blackrock owns all of these companies.  Nvidia at this point, functions AS A BANK frontend, for the entirety of the AI industry.

The stranglehold is not just the physical capital, but also the financing.