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Offline DEAD_BEEF

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Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« on: Sun, 20 January 2013, 13:46:34 »


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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 20 January 2013, 13:51:11 »


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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 20 January 2013, 14:11:53 »
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 02 February 2013, 22:11:23 »
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 04 February 2013, 21:46:26 »
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I remember this from the DOS days.
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 04 February 2013, 23:01:02 »
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 04 February 2013, 23:02:02 »
That was at some school. My boss sent it to me from Reddit. Heh.

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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 05 February 2013, 14:19:41 »
Nice to know your boss likes Muse. ;)
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 05 February 2013, 16:51:41 »
I am an old fart who is out of touch.

Will someone please explain it to me?
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 07 February 2013, 15:37:51 »
Not so much humorous, but every time i turn on my PC i get this angry message, and I don't speak Russian or whatever language it is :3
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 07 February 2013, 15:57:54 »
It's Polish and it's only talking about how it's affordable to buy the licensed version. It's just a nag screen that many of the free av version have. I don't really get what is funny about the deleting minecraft either.

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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 07 February 2013, 16:29:47 »
This is what passed for computer humor in the mid-1980s when our office got its first computers:

"It's 110, but it doesn't feel it to me, right. If anybody goes down. Everybody was so worried yesterday about you and they never mentioned me. I'm up here sweating like a dog. They don’t think about me. This is hard work.
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 11 February 2013, 17:58:15 »
Just the sheer amount of data found on a server at a high school.

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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 11 February 2013, 19:49:43 »
Yeah I get that probably a few labs worth of pc had it installed. We did the same back when I was in HS but then it was stuff like Blood and Duke3D lol. I'm sure the admins had a hard time keeping up with us though as it seemed many of us knew more about the school network than they did.

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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 11 February 2013, 20:05:48 »
In my HS it was snes9x, which ran well enough on Pentium 120s to play Final Fantasy-series games.
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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 11 February 2013, 21:26:42 »
Yeah I get that probably a few labs worth of pc had it installed. We did the same back when I was in HS but then it was stuff like Blood and Duke3D lol. I'm sure the admins had a hard time keeping up with us though as it seemed many of us knew more about the school network than they did.

I think several people's first bot-net were their high school setups..

They don't turn um' off..

You're there everyday...

No security to speak of ...

LOTS of computers

Admins don't care// don't know, as it's a government job involving kids...


My friend's proudest moment was when he got all 300 new wireless laptops all jacked up too... But since it was 25 per cart and only 1 router on each cart, these were severely bandwidth limited.

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Re: Screenshots of Humorous System Messages
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 11 February 2013, 23:15:56 »
I think several people's first bot-net were their high school setups..

They don't turn um' off..

You're there everyday...

No security to speak of ...

LOTS of computers

Admins don't care// don't know, as it's a government job involving kids...

It helps that the students often know more than the teacher. Most of mine were just reading from a book, and a quite outdated one at that.

It's not just schools either, a lot of government facilities are that way.
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