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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #100 on: Fri, 03 May 2013, 16:39:06 »
Just don't bring up horse jerky, because that might spill tears...

worst jerky is field-mice jerky... it's just terrible..... taste a little bit like dirt and kinda bitter

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #101 on: Fri, 03 May 2013, 16:49:17 »
What did you expect from something that sits there playing in the dirt all day?
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #102 on: Fri, 03 May 2013, 17:35:47 »
What did you expect from something that sits there playing in the dirt all day?

well i think cows eat mostly corn these days, i don't taste any corn in beef jerky..  :D

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #103 on: Fri, 03 May 2013, 17:45:13 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #104 on: Wed, 21 August 2013, 21:43:45 »
This post is back from the dead to say...

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #105 on: Wed, 21 August 2013, 21:47:01 »
this thread really peter'd out

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #106 on: Thu, 22 August 2013, 00:49:44 »
I still make the same assertion:

You guys do realize that the entirety of GH is less than your goal right?

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But it looks like GH as a whole has gotten a LOT bigger, more than 19% in less than 4 months! At this rate GH will be ~25K short of 1M by the end of the year!

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #107 on: Thu, 22 August 2013, 00:56:50 »
Scratch that, because of all the deletions and posts "not counting" and such it looks like GH already passed 1M! By hovering over my previous post it looks like that was the 1,008,990th post! That's nearly a 200K discrepancy, WTF?!
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #108 on: Thu, 22 August 2013, 01:28:23 »
Maybe 823167 is just the number of posts in the database, with gaps where posts were deleted or lost.
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #109 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 08:03:31 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #110 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 08:08:27 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #111 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 08:54:31 »
Ray is the hero this thread needs.
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« Reply #113 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 09:00:23 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #114 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 14:30:19 »
We can post polls now it seems, just thought you spammers would want to know.

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« Reply #115 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 14:58:02 »
We can post polls now it seems, just thought you spammers would want to know.

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #116 on: Fri, 23 August 2013, 14:58:38 »
Just wait till the troll polls start happening again. Then the polls will vanish yet again. :D
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #117 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 10:39:11 »
HOW DO YOU POST POLLS? I NEED TO POST UP SOME POLLS ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #118 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:32:28 »
HOW DO YOU POST POLLS? I NEED TO POST UP SOME POLLS ONE OF THESE DAYS.

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #119 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:34:53 »
As ambitious as this idea is, I've seen threads with far less posts (500k or so) bring down a forum due to poor db indexing.

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« Reply #120 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:36:28 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #121 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:36:53 »
another one
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #124 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:40:50 »
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #125 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:42:01 »
I don't know if jwaz is ready for the force of one million crumps. We may need AKIMbO in here.
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #126 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:52:19 »
stop

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I'm not sure I'm derailing the thread though.
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #127 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:52:51 »
There were no rails defined, so I'd say the derailing was already done by post #1.
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« Reply #128 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:53:44 »
There were no rails defined, so I'd say the derailing was already done by post #1.

I think that my posts were on topic!
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #129 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 11:53:48 »
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #131 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 12:03:24 »
What's up with all the boy drama lately.. You guys going through puberty or something ..


To clarify, I'm not telling you guys to grow up.. It just seems to be happening all at once after such a long tranquility.


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« Reply #132 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 12:54:49 »
HOW DO YOU POST POLLS? I NEED TO POST UP SOME POLLS ONE OF THESE DAYS.

For most boards I get:

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« Reply #133 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:27:07 »
I would like to thank everyone for the nice PMs today. Shout outs to Ray for being awesome. :D
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Re: The One Million Posts Thread
« Reply #134 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:57:14 »
adding to the efforts to require gh to buy more storage.

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« Reply #135 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 14:00:37 »
adding to the efforts to require gh to buy more storage.

Am I the only one who would be interested in knowing how much each post costs?

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« Reply #136 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 14:04:38 »
Or you could just ask a mod to delete all your posts that are older than a month to clear up all the old SpAm from the forum.
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« Reply #137 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 14:05:32 »
Or you could just ask a mod to delete all your posts that are older than a month to clear up all the old SpAm.

now Ed, I wouldn't think you would support deleting posts :eek:


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« Reply #138 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 14:06:19 »
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« Reply #139 on: Wed, 28 August 2013, 14:15:34 »
Or you could just ask a mod to delete all your posts that are older than a month to clear up all the old SpAm.

now Ed, I wouldn't think you would support deleting posts :eek:



Doesn't everyone clear out all their old SpAm? SpAm != posts, so you are correct that I am against any deletion of posts.
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« Reply #140 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 09:05:27 »
first

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« Reply #141 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:42:10 »
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« Reply #142 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 15:31:14 »
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« Reply #143 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 16:22:33 »
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« Reply #144 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 16:24:48 »
143

Reply count is 1 less than the actual number of posts in the thread, so you were actually post #144.
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« Reply #145 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 19:23:06 »
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« Reply #147 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 22:49:09 »
Last. :|
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« Reply #148 on: Thu, 29 August 2013, 22:58:52 »
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« Reply #149 on: Fri, 30 August 2013, 00:35:28 »
Last. :|
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