i'm serious. i consume significantly less than 3000000 calories and slowly gain weight.
Computer use probably.
I workout twice a week to not become a super fattie. I used to be a fattie, then i started becoming a Super fattie when I went completely ONLINE.
I make it a point to do my Offline workout now.
jumprope 10mins
dumbell chest press 45lb x10rep x3set
shoulder fly 15lbs x8reps x6set
slow pullups x8reps x3 sets
slow chinups x8reps x3 sets
This is all in 40-50mins
I do one of these per week.
My second work out day is the same thing with lighter weights, and I skip the jumprope.