i'm serious. i consume significantly less than 3000000 calories and slowly gain weight.
Computer use probably.
I workout twice a week to not become a super fattie. I used to be a fattie, then i started becoming a Super fattie when I went completely ONLINE.
I make it a point to do my Offline workout now.
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jumprope 10mins
dumbell chest press 45lb x10rep x3set
shoulder fly 15lbs x8reps x6set
slow pullups x8reps x3 sets
slow chinups x8reps x3 sets
This is all in 40-50mins
I do one of these per week.
My second work out day is the same thing with lighter weights, and I skip the jumprope.