Buy a bluetooth headphone off Kijiji (cleaner version of craiglist) for my dad's bday.
Got gypped, **** is broken. I email him back not expecting a response, obviously. He's like, sure, I'll give you your money back, claiming something about him not knowing that it was broken because he gave it as a gift to his son or something and he must have broke it (blaming your son and feigning ignorance is always a good indicator of a strong moral character).
Surprisingly, I get my money back. What really bothers me is that he didn't want to take the headphones back. Instead, he says "Next time you decide to sell it, make sure the other guy knows you're a stand up guy as well". The exchange happened in a parking lot, he actually drove up to me and gave me the cash back and refused the headphones through his driver side windows. He drives off, feeling morally superior, I'd imagine, and I'm left standing there thinking "WTF just happened."
Still wondering what exactly he meant. Was he trying to feel morally superior, or was he just a grifter trying to encourage me to grift the next guy? In either case, why the hell would he give me my money back?