I respect your esteemed opinions FoxWolf1 and dorkvader and I have not contributed to this community anywhere near to the extent that you have and I have merely been a lurker for most of the time since joining some six months ago. In those six months, I have been touched by this community's affection for one another and for Smallfry...and your common love of keyboards, in particular mechanical keyboards. As I write this , I ponder at what berserkfan's OP awoke in me. He struck a chord and I want to support him. Here I am composing my 14th post yet I am surrounded by close to 20 mechanical keyboards with a total cost I am ashamed to even contemplate! No one save you guys even know of this costly fetish and yet I am now lusting after the Deck Francium. I am slightly disgusted with myself - yet to see the care and love I give to my acquisitions...you would think they are my long lost children. I really don't think you need to be married to more than one wife let alone mechanical keyboards that should last a lifetime each. I am not a collector of anything even of wives but I do get satisfaction from typing as it calms me down when I am stressed. I listen to it for ASMR purposes. I love trying to type fast.
I used the analogy of cars and not say tennis racquets as with a car you can be fatally injured. Likewise with a keyboard you can wind up with RSI and carpel tunnel syndrome. So it is important that various claims be backed up and not perpetuated. Likewise on typeracer, Amazon ads purvey the latest mechanical keyboards and in the forums the fastest typists uphold the benefits of mechanical keyboards for increased speed. Tennis racquets can cause damage to the opposing player's nuts through a well directed swing but otherwise a disproportionately large right or left arm is what you will end up with. Plus tennis racquets do vary in physical dimensions and shape. Keyboards don't, at least not the alphanumeric portion. Am I paying big bucks to get RSI or am I paying big bucks so that I need keyboard storage? Would I have been better off just buying a new rubber dome? I have a 1990 Model M (not Lexmark) but is the Model F so much better and will I be the one forking out $5000 for the last remaining NIB SSK in five years time? Yes, yes, and yes until I saw berserkfan's post and I recognized someone not willing to accept the status quo at least without a fight. While more and more keyboards are being released on a monthly basis are we merely to be suckers waiting to gobble up every new keyboard before they have even been mass released. Like the code, the first batch of franciums will be gone in the blink of an eye. Will the foremost expert on planet earth tell us what he truly thinks of it even as he is presented a brand new one so that he can take a slide show of pretty pics with toy figures? Do we really have to buy it to find out if it is the same old same old only with pretty lights but in a tenkeyless form-factor? I say we are aficionados, not suckers, and any new keyboard should not be held in awe but put to the acid test. But what acid test? Where are the benchmarks? Keyboard preference is smoke and mirrors to a degree. How many of us own 20, 60, even 100+ cars and sportscars? Even if I had that kind of money I wouldn't. I looked at NRMA's best car of 2000 and got the Passat V6 and I still have it. My neighbour's AMG c63 is a mere annoyance every morning as he starts it up and then returns inside to finish his cup of coffee and croissants.
Keyboard Preference: When typewriters were in fashion, typing speed contests were common. Performance wise it was up to the guy selling it to make sure it was in good order and prove that given the same article his typist could type it out faster than on the next typewriter. Cherry MX batches vary. So keyboards vary. Even in the same keyboard you may have one dud switch. QC anyone? Well in our proposed test the typers would discern any apparent discrepancies between key feel. This can be documented, coins be stacked on the offending keys, and that make of keyboard marked as suffering poor quality control. If it came down to a dead heat between the Filco Majestouch blues versus the daskeyboard with blues then someone could get one batch of mx blues and replace them with the stock ones in these boards, eliminating skewed results.
Keyboard preferences that may affect typing performance and that can be measured are:
1. so-called blackwidow keys being somehow closer together. A tape measure plus the performance results should suffice.
2. ummm, what other keyboard preferences would affect performance when your hands are under a cardboard box and hence render this whole proposition invalid? Ummm....stock keyboards with the stock keys they came with, with their stock backlighting colours, and their inherent key feel? Would the two best wine-tasting experts in the world smell two totally different aromas from the exact same wine in the exact same glass? What would it matter if two professional typists felt the exact same keyboard in two different ways. If we're talking the same passage to type out with a stopwatch then let's see the result. Then tell people that of course each keyboard will feel different and blah blah blah and it takes time to acclimatize etc. but at the end of the day there will be a winner. If it is the Filco then let them continue to be placed on a pedestal. If they are on average 1 microsecond faster than the g80-3800 then is their superior quality and durability worth the premium price tag?
Gaming: Razer supports professional gamers. Do they use blues? Is double tapping an issue? Let's see. I don't game but if blues, reds, browns and blacks were tested and were found to be similar for a certain type of game then that would be interesting to someone interested in a keyboard he/she intends to use equally for typing and gaming. If for a particular game, blacks and reds were 60 to 40 in favour of blacks then extrapolated to the entire population of gamers it wouldn't really matter would it. But if it was 90 to 10 it would matter. Then only 10 percent would need to try black on a whim not 100% as the keyboard companies would want.
Car companies: if 3 different magazines chose as no. 1 three different cars they have narrowed my choices down for me and I won't be concerned with choosing the bottom 3 of each list lest the guy at the traffic lights thinks me a fool.
Shoe size and one size does not fit all: the tallest woman in China had to have her shoes custom made for her. Her shoe was huge. And so were her hands. Keyboards unlike shoes come in one size in term of the keys our typists will be using. If there are left hand macros getting in the way this may or may not be to the detriment of that keyboard. But that Chinese woman's custom keyboard will not be used in this test as her hands would be too statistically large to cater for.
Tenfastfingers: we will not be looking at that site's historical results as I doubt they recorded who was using what keyboard at the time. In our test, typist one will type passage 1 on keyboard 1 with the time duly recorded. Typist 2 will then type passage 1 on keyboard 1 and so forth until all the keyboards have been tested. A rubber dome will be used in the test, cherry mx, alps and topre. So each typist no matter his wallet size or the overall population's distribution of keyboard types will be able to test his/her speed on the same type and quantity of keyboards as the other participants. For those interested things such as accuracy, fluidity, decibel readings, no. of stacked coins to actuation are easily measured. I would be interested to know which keyboard was conducive to the highest fluidity of typing without being a slow-coach so that I could be the best typist I can be and enjoy all the sensory and holistic benefits of typing on it.
I defer to beserkfan and other knowledgeable members of geekhack to consider the possibilities of such a geekhack benchmark.