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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #100 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 00:20:00 »
This guy. This guy knows.
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #101 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 15:42:01 »
What are the chances of finding a shiny Mexican in the wild? I really want to get into competitive battling ever since getting Pokemon Y. I've been trying to catch one for months! I've also been trying to breed one using the Masuda method, but to no avail.

Should I keep on trying to catch one in the wild or should I continue trying to breed one? Thanks!

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #102 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 16:23:33 »
Two words.

Home Depot.
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #104 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 20:14:26 »
What's your wrestling name and what does your luchador mask look like?

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #105 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 20:39:49 »
What's your wrestling name and what does your luchador mask look like?

that's probably super secret stuff..

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #106 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:17:04 »
What's your wrestling name and what does your luchador mask look like?

that's probably super secret stuff..

exactly why i didnt answer.

nubs is asking to be introduced into a world of hurt
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #107 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:17:37 »
Two words.

Home Depot.

Locally Here, it's RiteAid.. 
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So Mexicans are looking for work applying suppositories, dying hair, and inserting orthopedic inserts?
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
It's just weird.
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #108 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:26:20 »
What's your wrestling name and what does your luchador mask look like?

that's probably super secret stuff..

exactly why i didnt answer.

nubs is asking to be introduced into a world of hurt

Bring it



And on a related note, why do Mexicans seem to be obsessed with little people/midgets?


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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #109 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:36:17 »
MIDGET WRESTLERS ARE AWESOME
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #110 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:44:07 »
I have an irrational fear of clowns and little people. I become cold, sweaty, and weak.

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #111 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:44:12 »
What's your wrestling name and what does your luchador mask look like?

that's probably super secret stuff..

exactly why i didnt answer.

nubs is asking to be introduced into a world of hurt

Bring it

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And on a related note, why do Mexicans seem to be obsessed with little people/midgets?


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Who said dwarfophilia was restricted to Mexico?  George Lucas much? #EwoksRuinedStarWars (see also http://starwars/Ewoks/dwarfsploitation/Lucas_Sucks_A_Bowl_of_D!cks.jpeg)



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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #112 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 21:45:30 »
this one roach coach (lunch truck) at work has the BEST red salsa i've had.

i've had more luck with red salsa than green.
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #113 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 22:17:50 »
Do you like taco salad?

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #114 on: Mon, 06 January 2014, 22:20:54 »
the **** is a salad
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #115 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:43:12 »
Why are these so popular in songs?

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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #116 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:43:54 »
can't answer that.

mods will lock this thread.













with that said, sure as hell beats rappers and the damn police sirens, right?
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #117 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:52:35 »
can't answer that.

mods will lock this thread.













with that said, sure as hell beats rappers and the damn police sirens, right?

You mean this? :D


P.S. PM me the answer I wanna know  :))
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Re: The "Ask a professional mexican" thread
« Reply #118 on: Tue, 07 January 2014, 22:53:55 »
similar. it's so annoying man. keep thinking im going to get pulled over :(

and im just joking about the not telling. im just paranoid a mod will come in here and lock this thread since they love doing that ****.
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