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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #50 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:08:24 »
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #51 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:09:33 »
Quote from: jdcarpe on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:07:22
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...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!

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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #52 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:20:39 »
Quote from: jdcarpe on Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:07:22
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...but it's easily NUMBER TWO!

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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #53 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 09:37:49 »


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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #54 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:00:26 »
So what's #1?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to pee...
« Reply #55 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:01:37 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:00:26
So what's #1?

"Sometimes, when I have to pee..."
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #56 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:02:39 »
Ooh... What about eating refried beans? Then washing it down milk?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #57 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 10:29:11 »
milk + gherkins + pickled salmon = russian traditional way of initiating a jet poo.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #58 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 11:13:17 »
Or prune juice.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #59 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 12:31:45 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:13:21
A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...


dats not good 4 u bro, dats not good 4 u at all
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #60 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 13:19:47 »
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 26 August 2014, 12:31:45
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Mon, 25 August 2014, 21:13:21
A wee bit of weird thing... I hope I'm not the only one...

I'll hold in as long as possible so it goes at once so I won't have to go later again...


dats not good 4 u bro, dats not good 4 u at all
Someone said it on the first page... I've stopped that since lol.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #61 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 13:50:53 »
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #62 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 16:40:09 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Tue, 26 August 2014, 13:50:53
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 26 August 2014, 11:13:17
Or prune juice.

A warrior's drink!
Has anyone ever put prune juice in coke or something? And tell your friend it's diet?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #63 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:15:50 »
no. 1 best poop thread is that one dude that **** on his keyboard because he had the hershey squirts
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #64 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:16:36 »
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:15:50
no. 1 best poop thread is that one dude that **** on his keyboard because he had the hershey squirts
I don't think any of us have the guts to do that...
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #65 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47 »
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #66 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:19:26 »
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #67 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:20:06 »
Maybe he sold it to somebody as brand new.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #68 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:20:32 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:20:06
Maybe he sold it to somebody as brand new.
Oh god...
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #69 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:24:35 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:19:26
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #70 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:28:01 »
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #71 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:29:24 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:28:01
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?
Annnnd there it goes...
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:24:35
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:19:26
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
Was he serious?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #72 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:29:53 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:28:01
Has anyone ever stumbled across scat-eating porn by mistake (or morbid curiosity?) It really is one of the worst things you can never unsee, like, how do you even develop a fetish like that? It's such a natural and hardwired instinct to 'not do **** like that' unless you're a dog.

Anyway, what were we talking about?

there is a video on youtube of a dude swimming in human ****. and does 2 girls 1 cup count?
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Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:24:35
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:19:26
Quote from: demik on Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:18:47
he did. a lot of them. spilled them everywhere
Thread?
Did the board still work after he cleaned it? Or did he just toss it?
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.msg482036#msg482036
Was he serious?


doubt it, legitballin was an annoying troll. like, pacifist before pacifist was around.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #73 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 17:32:50 »
Johnny Knoxville swam in a waste treatment facility tank on Jackass. Man, I miss the hell outta that show. Their all getting up in age and just can't do the same zany **** they used to :(
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #74 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:13:29 »
2 girls 1 cup was staged.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #75 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:19:43 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:13:29
2 girls 1 cup was staged.
Still nasty.
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #76 on: Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:53:53 »
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #77 on: Thu, 28 August 2014, 21:13:26 »


MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #78 on: Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:27:57 »
Holy poo! This thread is STILL going...
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #79 on: Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:31:10 »
Quote from: The Mad Professor on Thu, 28 August 2014, 21:13:26
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MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...

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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #80 on: Fri, 29 August 2014, 01:33:05 »
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MRW I finally pass that one enormous poo...

weighs in at about 12½ Couric's

What is that in yahoo's?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #81 on: Fri, 29 August 2014, 05:50:04 »
Yahoo?
Like yahoo its finally out?
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Re: Sometimes, when I have to poop...
« Reply #82 on: Fri, 29 August 2014, 17:18:30 »
She works for yahoo now.
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