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puppy-size spider
« on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:49:19 »
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:54:27 »
does it fit up a butt
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:58:11 »

Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 20 October 2014, 12:54:27
does it fit up a butt

Date night with paicrai, oh my!

I don't like spiders, so screw that monster.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:00:01 »
Well, that is completely terrifying. 
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:05:51 »
I don't want to think about how fast that can run.  And the description of the sound it makes while walking? That would be terrifying.to hear in the dark.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:06:12 »
puppy-size yummy
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:14:59 »
I heard stories of parents in Mexico removing the fangs out of the Tarantulas so the kids could safely play with them.  Not sure how they got around the flicking hairs.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:37:06 »
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 13:37:25 »
enter heteropoda maxima, the world's largest spider by leg span (up to 30cm)

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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:15:37 »
Oh, the rainforest, should have known...
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:42:39 »
spiders are basically land crabs.

I've eaten the medium size tarantulas..  it tastes almost exactly lke crab,except slightly gooier. (the texture might be due to cooking).. but the (sea-flavor..msg like) is identical to crab.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:47:05 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:42:39
spiders are basically land crabs.

I've eaten the medium size tarantulas..  it tastes almost exactly lke crab,except slightly gooier. (the texture might be due to cooking).. but the (sea-flavor..msg like) is identical to crab.
fun fact land crabs are land crabs
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(these bustas )
, spiders are spiders
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:50:47 »
Quote from: paicrai on Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:47:05
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:42:39
spiders are basically land crabs.

I've eaten the medium size tarantulas..  it tastes almost exactly lke crab,except slightly gooier. (the texture might be due to cooking).. but the (sea-flavor..msg like) is identical to crab.
fun fact land crabs are land crabs
More
(these bustas
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, spiders are spiders

Nuh un...   studies suggest spiders and crabs had common ancestry, but that ancestor neither looked like the spider nor the crab.


Similarly..  Lobster and Roaches 
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:54:22 »
Aww, it's so adorable!
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 15:26:27 »
Quote from: Rebral on Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:54:22
Aww, it's so adorable!
It's pretty much a Pokemon.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 15:50:53 »
Quote from: StylinGreymon on Mon, 20 October 2014, 15:26:27
Quote from: Rebral on Mon, 20 October 2014, 14:54:22
Aww, it's so adorable!
It's pretty much a Pokemon.


It's puppy size and cute as a puppy too.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:22:17 »
I didn't want to see this thread :eek:
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 18:31:40 »
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:22:17
I didn't want to see this thread

You feel compelled to look at every thread?

PS - I think it is awesome and fascinating, but I don't want to touch it.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 18:41:42 »
This is the next big pet craze!  I could just see someone with one of these on a leash walking into the local coffee shop (and everyone running or trying to light it on fire). 
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 18:43:21 »
I think most people would keep it on their shoulder.
Also, there may be a market for tiny little galoshes.
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Re: puppy-size spider
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 18:50:55 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 20 October 2014, 18:31:40
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 20 October 2014, 16:22:17
I didn't want to see this thread

You feel compelled to look at every thread?

PS - I think it is awesome and fascinating, but I don't want to touch it.


No :))

I wasn't going to look, but curiosity got the better of me.
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