GH Grand Theft Auto V Multiplayer ~ <3

[noisyturtle]

Played 17 missions today. 17 goddamn missions, and every single one I seem to get partnered with ****wad ****brains who couldn't find their own ****s if they were cut off and shoved down their ****ing throats. **** this game. **** it's ****ty matchmaking system. And **** trigger-happy team-killing retard 12 years olds who can't stay alive long enough to so much as blink in the general direction of the mission objective. ****.

[Lu_e]

noisyturtle you can add me? I know this game pretty well by now, lvl 109. Anyone should add me ON SOCIAL CLUB, I have no friends apparently since I didn't buy off of Steam.

R* social ID: Lou_cifer

[tp4tissue]

Played 17 missions today. 17 goddamn missions, and every single one I seem to get partnered with ****wad ****brains who couldn't find their own ****s if they were cut off and shoved down their ****ing throats. **** this game. **** it's ****ty matchmaking system. And **** trigger-happy team-killing retard 12 years olds who can't stay alive long enough to so much as blink in the general direction of the mission objective. ****.

Hahahahah..

who's fault is it really though,  the fact that 12yr olds suck at gaming.. or the fact that we're almost 30 and still play video games.

[ghostjuggernaut]

Anyone wanna run a heist tonight? I'll be on around midnight central time.

[radio_killah]

Anyone wanna run a heist tonight? I'll be on around midnight central time.

I'll be online. Add me on steam?

[C5Allroad]

So I took a look at steam...
65gb.... Not going to happen anytime soon. Not until I get reliable interwebz


Also... Anyone know about mod support,? Probably too early to be asking...

[ghostjuggernaut]

Anyone wanna run a heist tonight? I'll be on around midnight central time.

I'll be online. Add me on steam?

I'll do it once I get home.

[radio_killah]

Lol I ended up just playing single player. This game is too fun.

[katushkin]

So I took a look at steam...
65gb.... Not going to happen anytime soon. Not until I get reliable interwebz


Also... Anyone know about mod support,? Probably too early to be asking...

I think that is why it's taken so long. People no doubt will be creating mods very soon. Hopefully it gets integrated in with something like Nexus Mod Manager or similar.

[ApocalypseMaow]

when are you blokes ready to do some heist action?

My body is ready!!!

Did a couple last night and there is a lot to do!!!

[baldgye]

when are you blokes ready to do some heist action?

My body is ready!!!

Did a couple last night and there is a lot to do!!!

Are they like the single player ones??

[ApocalypseMaow]

when are you blokes ready to do some heist action?

My body is ready!!!

Did a couple last night and there is a lot to do!!!

Are they like the single player ones??

Not sure... but the online ones have a bunch of things you've got to prepare before hand... So they are kinda long but still lots of fun.

I would guess they're the same though...

[baldgye]

Are they limited to X number of people ?

[ApocalypseMaow]

Are they limited to X number of people ?

Yeah, most I've ever seen has been 4... I think that's as many as you can have (could be wrong)

[baldgye]

Are they limited to X number of people ?

Yeah, most I've ever seen has been 4... I think that's as many as you can have (could be wrong)

ah ok wicked... gona be on that **** tonight after work ^^

[katushkin]

So I took a look at steam...
65gb.... Not going to happen anytime soon. Not until I get reliable interwebz


Also... Anyone know about mod support,? Probably too early to be asking...

From a modder on a GTA forum, from the reddit post:

"The person who said it isn't moddable was talking about his own ENB shader mods, which may indeed not be possible based on his own skill. The game is NOT locked down. We still have .rpf files that the game is enclosed in, and as soon as someone reverse engineers the game's executable we'll have the "key" to open these files and do what we want. ENB's developer has also been known to post pretty delusional things, such as one post claiming that Rockstar was actively trying to prevent his mods in GTA 4 updates when all they did was change the way shadows worked, which UNINTENTIONALLY broke his mod. He had a hissy fit and has never made a version for GTA 4's later versions, and probably won't be coming back for GTA 5 because of this vendetta against Rockstar. Let me reiterate: The PS3 and 360 versions of the game were modded to hell and back, and those DO actively try to prevent mods. Why would the game be uncrackable on the best and most open platform of them all? Give it time, it's moddable but not yet. What one guy states isn't gospel."

[baldgye]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

[rockhawksam]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

[noisyturtle]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

You need to be lv12 minimum

[radio_killah]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

You need to be lv12 minimum

**** really? That kind of sucks.

[baldgye]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

You need to be lv12 minimum

I did chat to Lester and I'm like level 20... will have to have another play next week... but yeah

running around with my trans bloke and my m8s butch lesbian with bright pink weapons blasting out non stop pop was aawesomee

[ApocalypseMaow]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

You need to be lv12 minimum

I did chat to Lester and I'm like level 20... will have to have another play next week... but yeah

running around with my trans bloke and my m8s butch lesbian with bright pink weapons blasting out non stop pop was aawesomee

Sounds like my kinda night on the town!!!

[baldgye]

Ok so how the **** do you start heists?? Me and my buddie went into the flat and went to the heist room to try and work it out but all we could do was make one without a clear way to invite or join a random open one...

I think ya gotta talk to Lester first. The first heist is only 2 players too.

You need to be lv12 minimum

I did chat to Lester and I'm like level 20... will have to have another play next week... but yeah

running around with my trans bloke and my m8s butch lesbian with bright pink weapons blasting out non stop pop was aawesomee

Sounds like my kinda night on the town!!!

They added N-Sync to Non-Stop Pop!

[katushkin]

Just did the first heist in single player. It was ****ing awesome, but I wish they told you at the start that the people who took part in it leveled up. I would have picked some of the slightly worse members rather than pay for the really expensive ones.

It's awesome though, just unlocked Trevor. Died spectacularly in a car accident as Michael, and I've been pimping the **** out of cars with my $500K pre-order bonus with Franklin.

I love it.

[byker]

Just did the first heist in single player. It was ****ing awesome, but I wish they told you at the start that the people who took part in it leveled up. I would have picked some of the slightly worse members rather than pay for the really expensive ones.

It's awesome though, just unlocked Trevor. Died spectacularly in a car accident as Michael, and I've been pimping the **** out of cars with my $500K pre-order bonus with Franklin.

I love it.

Yeah man that annoyed me too. I wish I could have picked all the worse members instead of the best ones It is fun pimping out cars for sure! 

[ghostjuggernaut]

Just did the first heist in single player. It was ****ing awesome, but I wish they told you at the start that the people who took part in it leveled up. I would have picked some of the slightly worse members rather than pay for the really expensive ones.

It's awesome though, just unlocked Trevor. Died spectacularly in a car accident as Michael, and I've been pimping the **** out of cars with my $500K pre-order bonus with Franklin.

I love it.

Once you get to the lester assassinations, make sure to invest accordingly. Also, once Bawsaq comes back online, PIS should be a great investment. Assuming it replicates the console run at the beginning of its launch.

[katushkin]

Just did the first heist in single player. It was ****ing awesome, but I wish they told you at the start that the people who took part in it leveled up. I would have picked some of the slightly worse members rather than pay for the really expensive ones.

It's awesome though, just unlocked Trevor. Died spectacularly in a car accident as Michael, and I've been pimping the **** out of cars with my $500K pre-order bonus with Franklin.

I love it.

Once you get to the lester assassinations, make sure to invest accordingly. Also, once Bawsaq comes back online, PIS should be a great investment. Assuming it replicates the console run at the beginning of its launch.

Yeah. I have read about the investing during the assassination missions, but I might leave them as late as I possibly can so I have lots of money. Then I can wait and see if there are any stock manipulations going on with the PC like there were on the consoles.

[ghostjuggernaut]

Just did the first heist in single player. It was ****ing awesome, but I wish they told you at the start that the people who took part in it leveled up. I would have picked some of the slightly worse members rather than pay for the really expensive ones.

It's awesome though, just unlocked Trevor. Died spectacularly in a car accident as Michael, and I've been pimping the **** out of cars with my $500K pre-order bonus with Franklin.

I love it.

Once you get to the lester assassinations, make sure to invest accordingly. Also, once Bawsaq comes back online, PIS should be a great investment. Assuming it replicates the console run at the beginning of its launch.

Yeah. I have read about the investing during the assassination missions, but I might leave them as late as I possibly can so I have lots of money. Then I can wait and see if there are any stock manipulations going on with the PC like there were on the consoles.

I would definitely recommend that. When I did them on console, I rushed through most of them before realizing I lost out on a lot of money.

[katushkin]

****, I can't do anything about this framerate. I've dropped all my graphics settings to normal and it still lags as much as ever when I'm driving.

[baldgye]

Ok so, last night... what the ****.

me and my m8 tired to do the first heist, it was laggy as **** and would only let the leader driver... then when we did the set up and i did the dumb minigame we got back to the flat and it crashed, my m8s screen went white and my guy was just chilling in the car listening to non stop pop, couldn't do anything but alt+f4

wtf

[Hellcatz]

Didn't know there was a gtav club. 
PS. Don't we have a ts3 channel? Isn't it better then skype

[baldgye]

the audio quality of TS has always put me off

[HoffmanMyster]

I need to buy GTA V for PC...   

[exitfire401]

I need to buy GTA V for PC...   

Yes, you do. And I need to start playing MP...I've been so caught up in the story that I haven't stepped away from single player.

[Hellcatz]

Really? I have no problems with ts3 apart from a few bad apples with really bad mics. Others then that the audio quality is fine. Plus it's still better then Skype screwing around with your game volumes every time you get in a call with someone

[baldgye]

Really? I have no problems with ts3 apart from a few bad apples with really bad mics. Others then that the audio quality is fine. Plus it's still better then Skype screwing around with your game volumes every time you get in a call with someone

true but you can turn that off np

[Hellcatz]

I need to buy GTA V for PC...   

Yes, you do. And I need to start playing MP...I've been so caught up in the story that I haven't stepped away from single player.

Join the dark side! We have bro caps

[Hellcatz]

Really? I have no problems with ts3 apart from a few bad apples with really bad mics. Others then that the audio quality is fine. Plus it's still better then Skype screwing around with your game volumes every time you get in a call with someone

true but you can turn that off np

The amount of people you can chat with at a time also put me off since I'm a cs go player.

[baldgye]

Really? I have no problems with ts3 apart from a few bad apples with really bad mics. Others then that the audio quality is fine. Plus it's still better then Skype screwing around with your game volumes every time you get in a call with someone

true but you can turn that off np

The amount of people you can chat with at a time also put me off since I'm a cs go player.

fair enough, I'm not saying its great but me and my m8 have been using skype for years and its been alot easier than getting TS to work

[Michael]

Vesper and I played survivor mode lastnight. That was a blast.


Add 'Sugalumps' to your social club friends. (flight of the conchords reference lulz)

[VesperSAINT]

Vesper and I played survivor mode lastnight. That was a blast.


Add 'Sugalumps' to your social club friends. (flight of the conchords reference lulz)

Dood~ survivor mode was way too fun. We only stopped playing because it got so late. LOL!

If it was that fun with 2 people, I can't imagine how fun it'd be with 4-8 ppl. Fast experience and money too!

[baldgye]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/baldgye


plz make frunds lave me

[VesperSAINT]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/baldgye


plz make frunds lave me

i wuv u rong tym, fwen <3

[baldgye]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/baldgye


plz make frunds lave me

i wuv u rong tym, fwen <3

DAE LUV MUNY HATS <3 <3 <3

[clacktalk]

meiosis and i played last night and it was pretty chill

let's try to get heists going. i need money to fend myself from all the *******s : ' [ blew my money on an anime girl mask, and now i have no money for important things

[ghostjuggernaut]

meiosis and i played last night and it was pretty chill

let's try to get heists going. i need money to fend myself from all the *******s : ' [ blew my money on an anime girl mask, and now i have no money for important things

I am gonna start doing heists tomorrow when I'm back home. If your on I'll hit you up.

[baldgye]

Man this game is janky as fuuuuck haha

[clacktalk]

meiosis and i played last night and it was pretty chill

let's try to get heists going. i need money to fend myself from all the *******s : ' [ blew my money on an anime girl mask, and now i have no money for important things

I am gonna start doing heists tomorrow when I'm back home. If your on I'll hit you up.

let's get armored cars

[clacktalk]

meiosis and i played last night and it was pretty chill

let's try to get heists going. i need money to fend myself from all the *******s : ' [ blew my money on an anime girl mask, and now i have no money for important things

I am gonna start doing heists tomorrow when I'm back home. If your on I'll hit you up.

let's get armored cars

Man this game is janky as fuuuuck haha

WELCOME 2 U AND BYKER 2 OUR CKREW

edit: i seriously do not know how to gh anymore what am i doing with my life

[baldgye]

meiosis and i played last night and it was pretty chill

let's try to get heists going. i need money to fend myself from all the *******s : ' [ blew my money on an anime girl mask, and now i have no money for important things

I am gonna start doing heists tomorrow when I'm back home. If your on I'll hit you up.

let's get armored cars

Man this game is janky as fuuuuck haha

WELCOME 2 U AND BYKER 2 OUR CKREW

edit: i seriously do not know how to gh anymore what am i doing with my life

TNKS BAE WE GONA RIP INTO LE KNIGHT UD POP OUR DISCO CHURRIIEEEEE