Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[tp4tissue]

And flames?

what's that kit where it sprays gasoline and fires out the tail pipe.  The aesthetic one,  not the performance boost one.

[demik]

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

[baldgye]

Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?

No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..

also lower it by 4 inches.

I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.

or just get curtains..more aerodynamic

funniest is when people add a defuser to the rear of there cars, usually it's a corsa or something lmao

[abswyfe]

what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. 

    

Does she have a sister?

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

[tp4tissue]

Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?

No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..

also lower it by 4 inches.

I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.

or just get curtains..more aerodynamic

funniest is when people add a defuser to the rear of there cars, usually it's a corsa or something lmao

well the curtains actually work regardless of how fast or what type of car you have.

the diffuser is stupid because it needs alot of tuning on all other aspects of the car to be effective.

[demik]

what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. 

    

Does she have a sister?

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sold.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

[baldgye]

what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. 

    

Does she have a sister?

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

pics

[demik]

Hey ****er I called dibs

[tp4tissue]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Hold on guys..

Remember,  miss-34 is married.. 

You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first.. 

Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.

[baldgye]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Pretty sure there will be room for two

[demik]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Hold on guys..

Remember,  miss-34 is married.. 

You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first.. 

Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.

Well I'm Mexican so it's sort of like a drug dealer with guns.

[beehatch]

what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you. 

    

Does she have a sister?

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

at least it was drugs up your nose and not ****s. It could have been worse

[Halverson]

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

[baldgye]

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

You don't need to buy those

[Halverson]

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

You don't need to buy those

It's just a way to find one, I should have put "Looking for"

[baldgye]

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

You don't need to buy those

It's just a way to find one, I should have put "Looking for"

Go to a casino at like 3-4am and ask if anyone wants a ride home

[absyrd]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Pretty sure there will be room for two

Hahahaha.

I wouldn't wish that dirty drama-queen ***** on my worst enemy.

Gonna have to throw up on a cockblock with anything related to absystyrinlaw.

[tp4tissue]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Hold on guys..

Remember,  miss-34 is married.. 

You need to confirm if you can take the husband in a fight first.. 

Also if he's a drug dealer w/ guns.

Well I'm Mexican so it's sort of like a drug dealer with guns.

Hahaha.. i guess you could also threaten him in spanish.. and in the split moment he tries to decipher what you're saying.. pop pop... 

[demik]

I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.

[tp4tissue]

Hey ****er I called dibs

Pretty sure there will be room for two

Hahahaha.

I wouldn't wish that dirty drama-queen ***** on my worst enemy.

Gonna have to throw up on a cockblock with anything related to absystyrinlaw.

I think we're all still wait'n for the pix...

before callin'

[vivalarevolución]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sounds like your sister has some stories.

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.

[Halverson]

I love the smell of cocaine all the time.

FTFY

[demik]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sounds like your sister has some stories.

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.

Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?

[Halverson]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sounds like your sister has some stories.

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.

Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?

What standards?

[tp4tissue]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

at least it was drugs up your nose and not ****s. It could have been worse

I didn't know, that was a thing.. is that really a thing? really?  i'm afraid to google this one..

[tp4tissue]

What standards?

Totally.. Agree..  People are way too picky..

[demik]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sounds like your sister has some stories.

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.

Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?

What standards?

At this point in life. If she has a pulse we are good

[Halverson]

If you are looking for an extremely loose yet married 34 yr old with stretch marks from having a million kids and a deviated septum from railing drugs up her nose all day every day

Want me to hook it up?

Sounds like your sister has some stories.

No idea.

Back on topic. Op what type of person would you recommend for me? You've seen me post and we have interacted.

The woman described above seems like a good fit for you.

Op if I were to make a dating profile, instead of saying "must love dogs" should I put "must love hhkb must not flip spacebars"?

Yes, it's important to be honest about your preferences.

WTB life partner who loves cocaine more than me

I would start with the mayor of Toronto and go from there.

Why is she a perfect fit? Is it my low standards?

What standards?

At this point in life. If she has a pulse we are good

You mean "it"

[demik]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

[vivalarevolución]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink.  The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question.  Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.

[beehatch]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink.  The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question.  Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.

Why can't a pulse be optional?

[Halverson]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink.  The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question.  Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.

Why can't a pulse be optional?

It's all a sham. ME AND MILKY ARE IN LUBB

[tp4tissue]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink.  The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question.  Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.

Why can't a pulse be optional?

This getting Dark.. !

[demik]

Now now we keep the levels of desperation to ourselves and the bottom of a bottle

Yes, we all have reasons for why we drink.  The conversation between you and Halverson seems to have answered your question.  Just make sure it has a pulse and is a legal, consenting adult.

Why can't a pulse be optional?

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[absyrd]

Finally a thread that has me actually laughing.

Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?

[demik]

It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.

[Halverson]

Finally a thread that has me actually laughing.

Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?

You ever see a shark marry an ass? You best be bearing arms

[absyrd]

It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.

Summer wedding is better to let the balls breath accordingly. I've been to weddings in 90 degrees + 100% humidity and gotten some serious swamp ass.

Finally a thread that has me actually laughing.

Can I be the ring-bearer at the demik/girlshark wedding?

You ever see a shark marry an ass? You best be bearing arms

I will pack heat accordingly. Cannot conceal, though, as I'll have no pants.

[beehatch]

It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.

pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party

[Halverson]

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

[demik]

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!

[tp4tissue]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

[tp4tissue]

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

This is getting too real..

[demik]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

[Halverson]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Yes

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

[beehatch]

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

the best kind

[Halverson]

**** gon get messy! We should have the wedding at the rape cabin!

Damn it don't tell them the name or else they won't come. It has to be a surprise!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

the best kind
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The hard part is keeping it a surprise everytime

[absyrd]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

[Halverson]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

[beehatch]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem