THE CAST:
TS as "The DM"
Sifo as Soveliss Aerasumé, half-elf sorcerer
Melvang as Hacknar, silver dragonborn rogue
FrostyToast as Eldarim Silverhand, wood elf monk
CPTbadass as Travelocity (AKA "Lil T"), gnome fighter
engicoder as Mongo, half-orc cleric
and Nubbinator as Fezzik (I know you had a last name, I forgot to write it down, PM it to me), gnome barbarian
Tonight, the party found themselves in the Bitter Crane Inn, a reasonable establishment in the mountain-base town of Cheol, in the country of Drone. Soveliss spoke with the Innkeeper, a dwarf named Tom Snowforge, about the recent yeti problem in Cheol's farms. An orc-looking man (introducing himself as Jurul of Yeol, a town on the other side of the mountain) barged into the inn looking for a fight, and Hacknar, being Hacknar, obliged him. Little did Jurul know, everyone else in the tavern also obliged. The fight ended quickly, after Jurul's head was caved in by Mongo's trusty warhammer.
Off of the body, the party looted an Amulet of Locating (Once attuned, the bearer ALWAYS knows where it is), a few gold, and a healing potion. Fezzik looted a few of the half-orc's teeth for himself.
I'd say that was pretty crazy, but a lot of fun. The party seems to like to beat the **** out of things, except the monk, who gave the half orc his spear. He got it back pretty quickly, though.
I'll make a better plan for next week, don't worry.
