Sarcastic Product Ideas

[ander]

(And remember, list-makers: If it's not a complete sentence, it doesn't need a period.)

• Little clip-on motorized disco mirror balls for RGB KBs

• KBs with USB 1.1 ports, for those times when USB 2.0 is just too fast

• Special macro keys you can program to fire your regular macro keys, because then you don't have to actually press the regular ones, see?

• A cat litter box shaped like a KB with its keys removed (anyone who's cleaned out a 20-year-old KB will get it)

• MKs you can get really cheap because when you view certain sites their backlighting becomes a scrolling marquee of ad messages

• A KB with Cherry MX Super Blacks and a layout even slower and kludgier than QWERTY, for people who don't think they work hard enough

• Sarcastic "artisan" caps with faces of attractive people

[baldgye]

Tech support that tries to help you, regardless of how much of a **** you are.

[tp4tissue]

a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.

[tp4tissue]

scented candles made from doggy-doo

[baldgye]

a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.

scented candles made from doggy-doo

Do you know what sarcasm is?

[tp4tissue]

a computer mouse where the axis randomly changes

[tp4tissue]

a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.

scented candles made from doggy-doo

Do you know what sarcasm is?

clearly i have them brain disorders that prevents me from understanding even general english

[Findecanor]

a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.

You mean, like a PS3 controller?

a computer mouse where the axis randomly changes

Apple made that in 1998. They didn't invent it though - they had copied an older design from Digital Equipment.

[ander]

a tv remote that needs an ac adapter.

LOL

scented candles made from doggy-doo

Do you know what sarcasm is?

That seemed sarcastic enough to me. You'd want them to be long and elegant-looking, like the candles in a fine restaurant:




And how about having a couple of votive-shaped ones you could slip in with a few dozen others that are going at a church? Can you imagine how hard it'd be to identify the offending tapers? God might intervene, though, and send down an angel with a biblical-size sprayer of Febreze. I've heard of this happening in South America.

[piemancoder]

A non-backlit keyboard made for typing from Corsair, with Topre.

[ander]

A Ducky firmware version that adds a quack! keypress sound.

Quack! Quack quack quack, quaaaaaack!

This would be formidable at gaming meets.