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The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:29:46 »
Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:33:25 »
Nobody take advice from this guy.

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« Reply #3 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:36:29 »
Nobody take advice from this guy.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:37:15 »
too much free time today I see

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:39:45 »
too much free time today I see

Oh ho...  the expert has arrived..

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:44:39 »
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"
    

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 17:45:23 »
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 18:42:55 »
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"


Friend zone is not something of permanence..

Sooner or later, it's possible to get through..

So, if you're in Multiple friend zones.. again we see linear scaling..

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 19:11:01 »
This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 19:20:13 »
This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

I had a friend who put himself in that position for an awfully long time, was a little sad seeing the toll it took on him (his own fault of course).

Fortunately he moved on and is now doing extremely well for himself, so as pathetic as it can seem, sometimes it gives the guy the ass kicking they've needed for a while.  :thumb:

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 20:39:51 »
we'll need a certificate of authenticity for this tp4, i don't want this to turn out like the last dating advice i followed

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 21:23:20 »
sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 21:41:22 »
sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

what he's trying to say is.. it's a number's game.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 21:41:27 »
I now understand why tp is single.


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« Reply #16 on: Sun, 01 May 2016, 21:57:17 »
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 01:44:11 »
If you try this, make sure none of the girls see you following other girls around, otherwise it's game over.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 01:56:43 »
I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.
 

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 02:02:06 »
I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

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« Reply #20 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 02:04:21 »
to get chicks, you gotta be Zen! Alouf!

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 02:34:56 »
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 03:10:17 »
Saw title.
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« Reply #23 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 05:31:42 »
I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 06:50:58 »
I just default to the TP OG strat. Show off my superior keyboard (hhkb) and offer them watermelon. So far I'm 0/10. But one day!
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #25 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 07:20:47 »

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Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #26 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 07:35:54 »
Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #27 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:14:47 »

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Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #28 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:16:45 »

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Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #29 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:19:11 »

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Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #30 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:20:28 »

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Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family. ;)
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #31 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:21:23 »

Quote

Dating advice by Tp4.


No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.


Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.
WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family. ;)

Oh for sure. But we are talking living a tp life here >.>
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #32 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 10:52:11 »
demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #33 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 11:21:10 »
I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

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« Reply #34 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 11:44:19 »
demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #35 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 16:05:24 »
demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #36 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 16:07:27 »
I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...


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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #37 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 17:04:27 »
demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!
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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #38 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 18:04:29 »
Yea boys, it's a numbers game, plain and simple.  Don't limit your options.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #39 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 18:50:03 »
I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...
You still don't get the girl, thus infinite futility.
 

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #40 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 19:13:35 »
i was told once if you go to a bar and ask every woman you see to sleep with you... you'll never go home alone. so yeah numbers game. but so is Russian roulette.   :)) :))
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #41 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 21:27:27 »
"Chasing skirt" is one of the oldest euphamisms I've ever head for dating.

I think this may be a valid strategy in China where there are more men to women, but I dunno about anywhere else... Also it's a bit creepy.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #42 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 23:03:41 »
Tp4 threads never fail to entertain me.

But my method of staying indoors and hoping some attractive female knocks on my door hasn't worked thus far...Maybe tp is onto something.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #43 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 23:51:33 »
TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #44 on: Mon, 02 May 2016, 23:58:27 »
TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #45 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 00:02:13 »
Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #46 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 00:04:35 »
Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

because he'd have no kidneys?!?!
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #47 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 00:07:17 »
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #48 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 00:09:59 »
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

can i go next? this is starting to sound interesting
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Re: The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.
« Reply #49 on: Tue, 03 May 2016, 00:13:13 »
He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

Oh boy.. I better finally get started naming my organs so I could later move onto forgetting them after a weekend shooting up heroin in Vegas...