Females, Shoulders -n- Elbows

[tp4tissue]

Have ya'll noticed.

When walking next to a female (same destination) such as a coworker, they will almost certainly bump their shoulder or elbow into you.

Never get this problem with other male co-walkers, perfect zoning every time.

Perhaps it has something to do with them spatial-perception differences between genders.

Whuddupwidat..

[AuthenticDanger]

Have ya'll noticed.

When walking next to a female (same destination) such as a coworker, they will almost certainly bump their shoulder or elbow into you.

Never get this problem with other male co-walkers, perfect zoning every time.

Perhaps it has something to do with them spatial-perception differences between genders.

Whuddupwidat..

Maybe you're just clumsy around ladies. I've never had that problem.

[atarione]

two men realizing bumping the other could result in conflict... most men will want to avoid this especially at work and as such be aware..

women not thinking about such nonsense will not really be particularly aware of the issue.

[fohat.digs]

Is it possible that TP is oblivious to physical signals?

[tp4tissue]

Maybe you're just clumsy around ladies. I've never had that problem.

No, Tp4 walk g00d always...

two men realizing bumping the other could result in conflict... most men will want to avoid this especially at work and as such be aware..

women not thinking about such nonsense will not really be particularly aware of the issue.

So you're saying with 2 males, they subconsciously avoid each other, therefore creating the extra spacing..

I suppose this is a good theory..  Walking being fairly automatic..  the collision avoidance is at the subconscious level.

And ur saying, the females may not have this strict avoidance rule in their collision matrix-ing.. Hrrrmm...

[Halverson]

Maybe you walk to close cause you’re creepy and they elbow you away before you start sniffing their hair.

[tp4tissue]

Maybe you walk to close cause you’re creepy and they elbow you away before you start sniffing their hair.

Not True Halverson,  there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,   if it was as you've indicated,  why would they walk with tp4 @ all ?

[fohat.digs]

there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,

I rest my case.

[Halverson]

Maybe you walk to close cause you’re creepy and they elbow you away before you start sniffing their hair.

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Not True Halverson,  there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,   if it was as you've indicated,  why would they walk with tp4 @ all ?

Sadomasochism? Hahah

Next time they bump you say “hey, if you want me to bump you just come over to my place after work”.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,

I rest my case.

but the notion that such signals have that meaning in this case would imply that there are females out there that find tp4 interesting/attractive

myth busted

[tp4tissue]

Maybe you walk to close cause you’re creepy and they elbow you away before you start sniffing their hair.

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Not True Halverson,  there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,   if it was as you've indicated,  why would they walk with tp4 @ all ?

Sadomasochism? Hahah

Next time they bump you say “hey, if you want me to bump you just come over to my place after work”.

i am not understanding you guys..

How is it possible that ya'll are interpreting this as a circumstance where the female haz interest in Tp4..

Tp4 is not that-oblivious,  No verbal communique ever occured, just the bumps..


Besides, Tp4 = President of Gekhak #Ronery4ever  Club.. Tp4 can't just abandon this post, critical to the GH social infrastructure.


Are ya'll tryn' to get ol'Tp4 in trouble ...  Last time, some dude 2 hallways down got in trouble, 15 hours of mandatory sensitivity training..



Overall.. this is a thread about spatial perception..

[tp4tissue]

there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,

I rest my case.

but the notion that such signals have that meaning in this case would imply that there are females out there that find tp4 interesting/attractive

myth busted

While Tp4 am not naive enough to believe that was the case..

Well, u didn't have to be so blunt.. 

//you wound me sir...

hahahahahaha

[Halverson]

Maybe you walk to close cause you’re creepy and they elbow you away before you start sniffing their hair.

(Attachment Link)

Not True Halverson,  there are recurrent walks w/ same females w/repeated elbow/shoulder attacks,   if it was as you've indicated,  why would they walk with tp4 @ all ?

Sadomasochism? Hahah

Next time they bump you say “hey, if you want me to bump you just come over to my place after work”.

i am not understanding you guys..

How is it possible that ya'll are interpreting this as a circumstance where the female haz interest in Tp4..

Tp4 is not that-oblivious,  No verbal communique ever occured, just the bumps..


Besides, Tp4 = President of Gekhak #Ronery4ever  Club.. Tp4 can't just abandon this post, critical to the GH social infrastructure.


Are ya'll tryn' to get ol'Tp4 in trouble ...  Last time, some dude 2 hallways down got in trouble, 15 hours of mandatory sensitivity training..



Overall.. this is a thread about spatial perception..

Maybe they are bullying you cause they dislike you and if you complain you’ll get sensitivity training

[kurplop]

I have gotten a few full frontal bumps lately by women. Has this been a common occurrence for anyone else lately?

[tp4tissue]

I have gotten a few full frontal bumps lately by women. Has this been a common occurrence for anyone else lately?

Kurplop,  does ur wifu know about ur GH account ??

Hahahahahhahaa

[noisyturtle]

This one girl is always pushing her huge tits in my face and bending over then grinding my crotch with her ass. She's got no sense of personal space, and even when I try to distract her by throwing money on the floor she just does it more!

[xtrafrood]

nope

[Duckyreddy]

no never had the problem, when one's elbow or shoulder bumps into me I just tell them "LEARN HOW TO BLOODDDYYYY WALK STRAIGHTTTTTTT M8"

[fanpeople]

itt: tp touches a female by mistake.... reads too much into it and gets nominated for Nobel Peace prize for services to the humanities. But does not actually get nominated, goes back to eating his potatoes alone in his basement for the rest of his life.


The end

[tp4tissue]

itt: tp touches a female by mistake.... reads too much into it and gets nominated for Nobel Peace prize for services to the humanities. But does not actually get nominated, goes back to eating his potatoes alone in his basement for the rest of his life.


The end

Tp4 maintains that he was the Touchee, 

The females have been the Serial-Touchers..

[xtrafrood]

Seems like a pretty choice existence if you ask at me.

[Kavik]

I've never noticed this at work, but my wife bumps into me every time we walk somewhere. She can't walk in a straight line to save her life.

[skitty]

Are ya'll tryn' to get ol'Tp4 in trouble ...  Last time, some dude 2 hallways down got in trouble, 15 hours of mandatory sensitivity training..

What would GH look like without TP for 15 hours?

[tp4tissue]

Are ya'll tryn' to get ol'Tp4 in trouble ...  Last time, some dude 2 hallways down got in trouble, 15 hours of mandatory sensitivity training..

What would GH look like without TP for 15 hours?

I was gone for ~3 hours.. and this happened.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=92479.msg2519342#new

[rowdy]

Have ya'll noticed.

When walking next to a female (same destination) such as a coworker, they will almost certainly bump their shoulder or elbow into you.

Never get this problem with other male co-walkers, perfect zoning every time.

Perhaps it has something to do with them spatial-perception differences between genders.

Whuddupwidat..

Maybe you're just clumsy around ladies. I've never had that problem.

This.

I've never noticed it either.