Posting this makes me come to grips with the fact that I'm probably 4x older than some of you.
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In this picture, I'm looking out over Niagara Falls, contemplating how happy fohat.digs will be when he realizes he's not the only dinosaur on geekkhack
Terrapin is over 60, but we aren't hearing much from him any more.
And one of these:
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I tried to sell one of those for several months in the classifieds, about a year or 2 ago. Eventually I sold it on ebay to a guy who gave it to his grandmother, and she loved it. Mine was branded "Milton-Bradley" and sold as a keyboard for kids.
Nice clicky white Alps. It had a pitch of about an inch and a half, and regular Alps caps would fit.
That might be another solution for the woman who keeps breaking her fingernails.