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Offline jakkdl

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #50 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:38:06 »
I've had both - and a knife as well.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #51 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:39:47 »
Quote from: jakkdl on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:38:06
I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #52 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:46:31 »
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #53 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:47:58 »
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #54 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 13:07:00 »
WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #55 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 13:15:01 »
Quote from: dante on Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:30:51
Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...

Seriously?  She's seen worse.  Don't stress about it.  Just be yourself.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #56 on: Fri, 04 April 2014, 07:58:14 »
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #57 on: Fri, 04 April 2014, 10:43:51 »
This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #58 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 19:56:11 »
Quote from: esoomenona on Thu, 03 April 2014, 13:07:00
WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.

Just remember, you said it ;)
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #59 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:23:15 »
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:43:13

And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #60 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:24:52 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:23:15
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:43:13

And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #61 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:37:26 »
Quote from: demik on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:24:52
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:23:15
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:43:13

And to answer the OP:

Show Image


That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

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yoda was a freak.

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That Dagobah trim is some foul ass ****. He's probably riddled with those swamp std's.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #62 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 23:04:10 »
Quote from: Latin00032 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:33:15
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

Urethra...
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #63 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 23:05:07 »
Quote from: Zombly on Fri, 04 April 2014, 10:43:51
This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.

it's only scary if you say pee hole..   if you say urethra.. it's not scary.
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Offline physicsmajor

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #64 on: Fri, 16 May 2014, 20:04:29 »
Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #65 on: Fri, 16 May 2014, 20:58:51 »
Quote from: physicsmajor on Fri, 16 May 2014, 20:04:29
Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.

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Offline bexleycorona

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #66 on: Sun, 18 May 2014, 22:00:41 »
Quote from: Latin00032 on Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:33:15
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

How old were you?

Sometimes they will have a chaperone.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #67 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02 »
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #68 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:48:54 »
Would you allow the doctor to touch your junk?
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #69 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:55:33 »
yes


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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #70 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:01:20 »
I have a regular check up next week, and the receptionist asked if I've ever had my prostate checked.  :-X

Not gonna happen. I'm like 99.999% sure I'm going to tell the doc to **** off (in not so many words)
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #71 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:07:09 »
Quote from: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02
Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #72 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:18:41 »
When I went and has my vasectomy done the nurse for the procedure was a good friend of mine's step mom.  I had only met her one other time before that.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #73 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:01:40 »
Quote from: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #74 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:24:00 »
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:01:40
Quote from: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02
I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?
fist
Hahaha - I don't think so. I wear a size 8 surgical glove or XL gloves and they still sometimes tear from the width of my hand!  :)
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #75 on: Mon, 19 May 2014, 21:25:01 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 19 May 2014, 19:07:09
Quote from: ninjadoc on Mon, 19 May 2014, 18:02:02
Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.


Worse I ever had was from a Colonel in the Army whose hands were bigger than mine. I thought he was trying to touch my tonsils from below!
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #76 on: Tue, 20 May 2014, 03:38:38 »
my hands are size 9, but i'm gentle.
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