F**king jaw breakers.

[Air tree]

So I got this huge ass jaw breaker on a stick and after a white of licking this thing, it turns into this  white sand paper like surface that is terrible, and after a while of licking on this piece of sh*t, I notice blood is staining this white sand paper surface. I put it down and I see my Tongue is bleeding.

Never again giant jaw breaker on a stick. Never again. 



Ps. My tongue hurts.

[nubbinator]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

[Air tree]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME


Plus, I like green apple.

[nubbinator]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME

That makes it even more cute.  I'm picturing you in your little sailor outfit right now.   

[Air tree]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME

That makes it even more cute.  I'm picturing you in your little sailor outfit right now.

THEY JUST HATE US, CAUSE THEY AINT' US

[tp4tissue]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[berserkfan]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

I didn't go out to the store and buy it or anything. My grandmother sent it to me as a gift I guess. Among other things.


DON'T JUDGE ME


Plus, I like green apple.

Lemme guess, the other things, include grandma's hand knitted socks (5 sizes too small) and woolen underwear from the last time Sears had a sale.

[tp4tissue]

I really like the green apple flavor jolly ranchers..

I wish they made them a bit smaller..  like Half the size of the original candy bar..  it's a bit too big..

[Halverson]

So I got this huge ass jaw breaker on a stick and after a white of licking this thing, it turns into this  white sand paper like surface that is terrible, and after a while of licking on this piece of sh*t, I notice blood is staining this white sand paper surface. I put it down and I see my Tongue is bleeding.

Never again giant jaw breaker on a stick. Never again. 



Ps. My tongue hurts.

Sorry I didn't warn you. Me and a buddy had a contest a few years ago "who can lick to the center first". We both gave up upon bleeding.

[Halverson]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

[tp4tissue]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

[Halverson]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!

[jacobolus]

I knew a guy who literally broke one of his teeth trying to chew one of the larger ones. Some people...

[Air tree]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!

What part of Canada do you live in, Halverson? I'm pretty close enough to Vancouver BC.

[Novus]

Teepee thread is air tree

[Halverson]

TIL that people over the age of 9 still eat jawbreakers.

Do gobstoppers count as jawbreakers? Cause I'll eat those ****ers till I die(mind you I haven't has any in a decade)

Why did we ever stop eating candy..

I mean.. I have the chocolate here n' there..   but all that other stuff..

I can't remember why I've stopped..

I think my next trip to the Costco will be disastrous with outcome of diabetic proportions.

I hear ya. I'll be in America Wednesday, time to get diabetes and heart disease!

What part of Canada do you live in, Halverson? I'm pretty close enough to Vancouver BC.

I'm northern Ontario, close to no one
Driving over to Wisconsin for a bit.

[tp4tissue]

Friction burn ... hrmmmmmmm...

[baldgye]

jawbreaker =/= gobstopper

[Halverson]

jawbreaker =/= gobstopper

Are they not all hard balls with multiple layers of candy?

[baldgye]

jawbreaker =/= gobstopper

Are they not all hard balls with multiple layers of candy?

they are

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

[tp4tissue]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Jealous ?

[Halverson]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?

[baldgye]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?

is this a pickup line?

[tp4tissue]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Boredom? Looking for a bit of fun?

Halverson, you works nights on 48th NYC yea? 

from the lingo

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

so what's the deal with all these people making all these pointless threads?

Jealous ?

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jealousy would be pointless... nobody can beat tp at the pointless thread game...

[Halverson]

Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

[rowdy]

Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.

[Joey Quinn]

Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.

I like it toothy 

[Sifo]

I used to just smash them and then bite on smaller pieces

[Halverson]

Whoops, it appears I've become a prostitute.

Sharkstitute.

I like it toothy 

Omnomnomnom

[paicrai]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

[Air tree]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.

[paicrai]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.

alright lets say lawbreakers in progressive countries instead where doing the diddle with a guy is not a criminal offense

[Air tree]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Except when you're a lawbreaker for being homosexual, for example.  ****ed up laws are ****ed up.

alright lets say lawbreakers in progressive countries instead where doing the diddle with a guy is not a criminal offense

Good enough for me.

[Novus]

Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me

[Air tree]

Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me

Sounds like a party!

[paicrai]

Dildo for you Dildo for you Dildo for me

Sounds like a party!

sure does~

[baldgye]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Agreed!! The only thing we can do to stop them is shoot them in the back and lie on the police reports!!

[paicrai]

speaking of words ending with "-awbreakers" for things that we ****ing hate, lawbreakers are ****ing terribad

Agreed!! The only thing we can do to stop them is shoot them in the back and lie on the police reports!!

klob bless amerika

[0100010]

Easier to enjoy them when they are smaller.