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Tortilla control.
« on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:07:05 »
Does anyone buy a fresh bag of tortilla, lose control, and eat pretty much the whole bag in 1 sitting ?

They're so gud'..  They're already lightly salted,  so one can just down them in front of the PC, even without stuffings.

Ate a whole bag, ~40 tortilla.. + some mint tea. watchn' jojo rabit.  Hilarious movie



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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:36:54 »
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:46:35 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:36:54
u fat

/Gasp.. I forgot all about that..  N00000ooooooooo...

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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:50:53 »
I get the super high fiber ones. They slide right out the other end.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:55:20 »
Tp4 prefers the soft ones w/o as much fibre,  Tp4 eats lotso fib from other sources though on 100% Veggie.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:58:43 »
Nah, but tortilla chip is my preferred chip type. They are made out of the same thing, right? Well a corn tortilla at any rate.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 17:07:28 »
I have this problem with tortilla chips. Not tortillas.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 17:13:47 »
Quote from: ArchDill on Sat, 22 February 2020, 17:07:28
I have this problem with tortilla chips. Not tortillas.

u gotta get those fluffy white ones <fresh>
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 17:20:18 »
This is something I'll agree with you on TP. I buy tortillas to make wraps for lunch & usually end up housing a good half bag before I make anything out of them. Although I'm weird like that I love all kinds of breads & stuff like that just plain by itself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 22 February 2020, 18:18:19 »
hmmm, haven't done this with tortillas before but i can see where you're coming from. i think those store bought tortillas have oils/fat to make them soft and chewy. there's a bakery in our local chinatown that makes killer dinner rolls that i have eaten in bulk before, ate half a loaf in one sitting once, hahaha. carbs are irresistible
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 23 February 2020, 13:47:42 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:07:05
Does anyone buy a fresh bag of tortilla, lose control, and eat pretty much the whole bag in 1 sitting ?

They're so gud'..  They're already lightly salted,  so one can just down them in front of the PC, even without stuffings.

Ate a whole bag, ~40 tortilla.. + some mint tea. watchn' jojo rabit.  Hilarious movie


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Better if you add chicken and sour cream
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 23 February 2020, 16:56:02 »
I just ate an entire bag of tortilla chips last night after seeing this thread  :'(
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 23 February 2020, 17:16:03 »
Less than an hour ago I resisted opening a new bag of my favorites - Tostitos "Salsa Verde" flavor.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 23 February 2020, 17:56:17 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Sun, 23 February 2020, 17:16:03
Less than an hour ago I resisted opening a new bag of my favorites - Tostitos "Salsa Verde" flavor.



Adults are allowed to open as many bags of tostitos as they want .. have you tried it with their nacho cheese dip.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 07:48:42 »
Quote from: Sintpinty on Sun, 23 February 2020, 13:47:42
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 February 2020, 15:07:05
Does anyone buy a fresh bag of tortilla, lose control, and eat pretty much the whole bag in 1 sitting ?

They're so gud'..  They're already lightly salted,  so one can just down them in front of the PC, even without stuffings.

Ate a whole bag, ~40 tortilla.. + some mint tea. watchn' jojo rabit.  Hilarious movie


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Better if you add chicken and sour cream

I would go even further - throw peppers, onions and chicken on a pan, fry it, throw lattice on tortilla, add sour cream and throw few big spoons of that hot goodness...

....

You see what you did to me now! I'm hungry now, want my fajitas, want it now!  :confused:
..wait.. I'm on a diet...  :'(

TP - 40 tortillas?! I hope you mean small ones... not like 25cm wide..
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:07:40 »
Quote from: phinix on Wed, 26 February 2020, 07:48:42

TP - 40 tortillas?! I hope you mean small ones... not like 25cm wide..

Medium sized, ~4000 calories total over 2hours.   I skipped dinner that day though.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:13:23 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:07:40
Quote from: phinix on Wed, 26 February 2020, 07:48:42

TP - 40 tortillas?! I hope you mean small ones... not like 25cm wide..

Medium sized, ~4000 calories total over 2hours.   I skipped dinner that day though.


Oooft, I would have to skip a week of dinners after that:)

Tp fat or a slim boy?  :)
Gotta be slim after all that veggie and rice diet.
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Re: Tortilla control.
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Re: Tortilla control.
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 11:17:50 »
Quote from: phinix on Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:13:23
Oooft, I would have to skip a week of dinners after that:)

Tp fat or a slim boy?  :)
Gotta be slim after all that veggie and rice diet.

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« Reply #19 on: Thu, 27 February 2020, 11:25:41 »
Haha!! This is me with tortilla chips and salsa. I finished a whole bag of chips while reading the newspaper.
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