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Offline tp4tissue

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Burp
« on: Fri, 23 October 2020, 19:13:38 »
Apparently burp on command is not a universal skill.


Anyone else not able to do it ?



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Re: Burp
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 23 October 2020, 20:46:54 »
I was not able to previously. People tried to explain to me how to do it and I just couldn’t do it. Now I can do it with no problem. Probably started a couple years ago. Not sure what changed

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Re: Burp
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 23 October 2020, 20:47:06 »
Still can’t wiggle my ears though.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 23 October 2020, 21:04:25 »
Can't burp on command. As a kid I always felt a little left out because the only way I could do it was to chug some soda. :D

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Re: Burp
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 23 October 2020, 23:37:21 »
Can't burp on command. As a kid I always felt a little left out because the only way I could do it was to chug some soda. :D

Try dis' techniq..

Swallow a small air bubble half way down your neck, when you feel a knot there, Tighten your ab muscles, mouth open.

Burp does not involve lungs, do not exhale.


Offline Error213

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Re: Burp
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 26 October 2020, 20:37:08 »
I can :D

Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Burp
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 26 October 2020, 22:28:35 »
I used to know a kid in military who could fart on command. We put a sheet of paper against his hole and he created actual suction then ripped one. One of those memories that vividly stick with you.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 27 October 2020, 07:34:59 »
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Re: Burp
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 27 October 2020, 09:49:35 »
I can't do it without making myself nauseous.

Swallowing air no good.

I also don't use straws.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 27 October 2020, 09:52:22 »
I can't do it without making myself nauseous.

Swallowing air no good.

I also don't use straws.

You don't let the air bubble all the way down, just half way down, 3-4 inches past the neck. then simultaneously tighten abs and relax airway.

not a fan of thin straws, bubble tea bubble straws are gud' though.  more than once 've almost choked to death on bubble tea.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 28 October 2020, 01:08:28 »
I can, but only a little one. The really big ones are involuntarily generated/created/conceived (I'm really not sure which verb to use here).
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

The world has become a weird place.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 28 October 2020, 08:24:36 »
Yup never have had an issue burping on command, my son has picked up this glorious ability as well.

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Re: Burp
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 28 October 2020, 11:16:56 »
Can do it no problem but isn't that disgusting ?  :p