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Offline Jokrik

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Finally, I met Hoffman
« on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:50:41 »
Finally, I met him
He is so nice
He blew me....







Me hand... So dry now....

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Offline ghostjuggernaut

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51 »
I expected him to be taller...
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Offline demik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30 »
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
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Offline ghostjuggernaut

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:57:30 »
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Offline Hellcatz

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42 »
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
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Offline demik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:03:44 »
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
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Offline Jokrik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:08:00 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:03:44
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
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Offline beehatch

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:14:52 »
I got jealous from the title.

Then I saw you were just full of LIES
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Offline Hellcatz

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:19:55 »
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:08:00
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:03:44
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
Asian syndrome. Just look at jokric for example, tp4 is rubbing off on him.
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Offline Jokrik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:26:56 »

Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:19:55
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:08:00
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:03:44
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:00:42
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:56:15
Quote from: demik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:54:30
Quote from: ghostjuggernaut on Sat, 06 June 2015, 09:53:51
I expected him to be taller...

But he's as white as I pictured him.
You're right.  He should get out more, soak up those UV rays.
But then he will turn yellow like me
Get your liver checked bruh
Simpsons syndrome
Asian syndrome. Just look at jokric for example, tp4 is rubbing off on him.

You don't rub with your tissue?
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Offline demik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:28:40 »
What about rubbing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51 »
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.
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Offline HoffmanMyster

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:20 »
I've been found out.

* HoffmanMyster runs
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Offline Jokrik

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49 »

Quote from: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:35:11 »
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49

Quote from: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:37:35 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:35:11
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49

Quote from: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:38:22 »
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:37:35
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:35:11
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49

Quote from: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?

Probably the same shoe size as Ronald.
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Quote from: specw4r on Sun, 06 March 2016, 05:30:12
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

Offline HoffmanMyster

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #18 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:45:03 »
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #19 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:47:14 »
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:45:03
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:38:22
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:37:35
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:35:11
Quote from: jokrik on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:32:49

Quote from: slip84 on Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:29:51
So, Hoffman just hangs out in the bathroom? Kinda creepy.

Its fast food restaurant bathroom, full of kids + beehatch
Mchoffman?

Probably the same shoe size as Ronald.

:(

Don't be sad. I was suggesting you have a massive cock, too.
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Quote from: specw4r on Sun, 06 March 2016, 05:30:12
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #20 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 10:58:23 »
^^^^^^^^^ Does any one think   -pen15  is less vulgar a word than  -c0c
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #21 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53 »
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
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Quote from: specw4r on Sun, 06 March 2016, 05:30:12
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #22 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:05:43 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Just remember junior high sex ed. "Penise' he he he he he he hahahhaahahhahahhaha.
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #23 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:08:34 »
Quote from: Hellcatz on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:05:43
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Just remember junior high sex ed. "Penise' he he he he he he hahahhaahahhahahhaha.

Sex Ed taught me where to put my peepee and DARE taught me how to spot the weed dealer.

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My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #24 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:20:17 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.

I think we use pen15 instead of c0c to keep the posts more accessible?
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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #25 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:25:45 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Cock sounds more vulgar when I hear it on GoT from a British accent. Sounds hot when an American girl says it.

Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.
Cock just sounds like a fun word with a English accent. It's the other way around for me...

The hound always makes the words **** and Cock sound like so much fun.  :))

I'm not a fan of it though with American accents...
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Re: Finally, I met Hoffman
« Reply #26 on: Sat, 06 June 2015, 14:50:30 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 06 June 2015, 11:01:53
Penis doesn't sound dirty at all.

I must try to find the conversation between the 2 groupies in "200 Motels"

"it sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal"

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