"You're a mantis shrimp!
Mysterious and beautiful, you’re not afraid to use your powerful claws to attack, stun, and dismember prey."and on a related note, this is pretty neat (comic by The oatmeal):
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimpthey truly are one of the strangest creatures on the planet
Here's a bonus peacock mantis shrimp I met one time at the aquarium. He was a cool dude, and didn't afraid of nuthin.
OK well, what the ****. I just retook the quiz and picked the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I would normally choose, i.e. the least appealing option to my personal tastes in each of the 4 choices, and I wound up with mantis shrimp again!
Welp I may be a weird alien shrimp, but at least I have eyes powerful enough to see this quiz is bull****.