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I am a Komodo Dragon
« on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 08:59:44 »
https://www.google.com/search?q=earth+day+quiz

I am a Komodo Dragon: "You have an appetite for life-as well as the ability to swallow an entire goat."  :))

What are y'all?
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:01:26 »
My username is orange and according to Diablo, that means I'm a legendary item. I really hope I'm something cool like that axe that made mooing noises when you swung it.


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:04:06 »
You're a woolly mammoth!
So unique, you're technically extinct, but on the bright side scientists hope to be able to clone you some day!

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:04:59 »
Komdo Dragon too.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:07:41 »
You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:09:35 »
You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard

Hai, neighbor ?  fine day to curl up into a ball and sit in front of the computer all day ain't it?


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:12:47 »
You're a pangolin!The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.

I really wanted to be a cool dragon :( not some dumb curling lizard

Hai, neighbor ?  fine day to curl up into a ball and sit in front of the computer all day ain't it?

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:16:19 »
You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.

...and my tentacle(s) are massive!  :p
   

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:18:04 »
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You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.

...and my tentacle(s) are massive!  :p



I redid the test,  and the difference between pangolin and squid is   from "cave" to "rarely seen" and "eating salad" to "eating meat" 


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:39:38 »
Apparently I am a honeybadger but I am a big woos so I am sure that's not true.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:40:59 »
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You're coral!

Your hidden beauty attracts many suitors. Also, did you know you were an animal?!
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 09:57:51 »
Mantis shrimp. I am awesome.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:04:19 »
oh this isnt a fursona thread?
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:00 »
I'm a coral.  :|  I think that means I'm boring?  :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:30 »
I'm a coral.  :|  I think that means I'm boring?  :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:06:40 »
You're a pangolin! The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:11:07 »
I'm a coral.  :|  I think that means I'm boring?  :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.

I picked the least-wrong answers for me. 

This quiz was fairly limited in options.  You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between.  My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/  "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list.  And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly.  :|

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:29:36 »
I'm a coral.  :|  I think that means I'm boring?  :(

At least absyrd is on my side.

you got coral?

LOL.. what did you pick.

I picked the least-wrong answers for me. 

This quiz was fairly limited in options.  You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between.  My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/  "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list.  And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly.  :|

Yeah I would have put "become best friends" on the outfit one. I was also very tempted to pick "a complex system of glands" for what I seek in a partner haha.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:33:07 »
You're a red capped manakin! You love to dance and you dance to love–preferably on a branch unobstructed by other vegetation.

Well then, that's not what I thought I'd get.

I picked the least-wrong answers for me. 

This quiz was fairly limited in options.  You're either alone or a party animal, there's no in between.  My reaction to wearing the same outfit would be "skip around arm in arm because we totally planned it", but that's not an option :-/  "Cheesecake" was sadly missing from the snack list.  And every hobby involved physical activity, which is just silly.  :|

I totally agree, there were no answers that really applied to me so I just went with the least wrong one.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 10:49:51 »
You're a pangolin! The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 11:39:18 »
You're a cuttlefish!
With the best brain-to-body ratio of all invertebrates AND the ability to camouflage your skin at will, you're the complete package!

HAH  :p
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 12:03:31 »
I'm a coral too  ;D

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 12:18:06 »
I am a meat popsicle, first thing that came to my mind when I read the title.


Lol I got a Honey Badger. : ;D
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #25 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:02:11 »
I am John Madden's eyebrows. Right now they're fuzzy little caterpillars but someday, they're going to be beautiful butterflies.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #26 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:36:14 »
Lol I got a Honey Badger. : ;D

Same here, suppose it fits me since I would rip into anything that's sweet  ;) .

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #27 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:38:34 »

You're a giant squid!

You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 20:49:46 »
Another squid

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #29 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:33:17 »
Giant squid checking in. :)
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #30 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:37:29 »
Mantis shrimp. I am awesome.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #31 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 21:40:11 »
You're a woolly mammoth!
So unique, you're technically extinct, but on the bright side scientists hope to be able to clone you some day!

I am a woolly mammoth too!

Hey - apparently we were still around when the pyramids were being built!
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #32 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:18:51 »


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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #33 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:32:23 »

I got pangolin?
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #34 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:35:19 »
coral :/

I feel so boring!
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #35 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 22:41:24 »
I'm the only Red Capped Manakin so far!  :cool:
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #36 on: Wed, 22 April 2015, 23:13:08 »
"You're a mantis shrimp!
Mysterious and beautiful, you’re not afraid to use your powerful claws to attack, stun, and dismember prey."


and on a related note, this is pretty neat (comic by The oatmeal):
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
they truly are one of the strangest creatures on the planet

Here's a bonus peacock mantis shrimp I met one time at the aquarium. He was a cool dude, and didn't afraid of nuthin.







OK well, what the ****. I just retook the quiz and picked the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I would normally choose, i.e. the least appealing option to my personal tastes in each of the 4 choices, and I wound up with mantis shrimp again!
Welp I may be a weird alien shrimp, but at least I have eyes powerful enough to see this quiz is bull****.
« Last Edit: Wed, 22 April 2015, 23:20:41 by noisyturtle »

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #37 on: Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:20:30 »
coral :/

I feel so boring!

Corals unite!

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #38 on: Thu, 23 April 2015, 11:38:43 »
I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.
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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #39 on: Thu, 23 April 2015, 13:11:24 »
I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.

is the mantis shrimp the one with the air bubble attack.

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Re: I am a Komodo Dragon
« Reply #40 on: Thu, 23 April 2015, 13:12:07 »
I wish is was a mantis shrimp who didn't afraid of nuthin.

is the mantis shrimp the one with the air bubble attack.
Yep
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done