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Good Shark Movie ?
« on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:08:28 »
I think I've really only seen 1...  "Deep Blue Sea"


Feel free to post your list of best Giant-Crab movies, etc..

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:12:13 »
Came here to say deep blue sea. Aside from jaws I'm at a loss. Apparently sharknado has a cult following.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:17:24 »
Sharknado has a -Hipster- following.. People just sayn' they like it to be part of the cool crowd.... Kinda like the Poser- Bronies..   

There ARE legit people who liked Sharknado and legit Bronies,  but that number can't possibly be as high as the pervasive fame would have us believe.

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« Reply #3 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:20:48 »
Sharknado has a -Hipster- following.. People just sayn' they like it to be part of the cool crowd.... Kinda like the Poser- Bronies..   

There ARE legit people who liked Sharknado and legit Bronies,  but that number can't possibly be as high as the pervasive fame would have us believe.

That was my impression, haven't seen it. Maybe I should and get my own opinion.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:23:39 »
Sharknado has a -Hipster- following.. People just sayn' they like it to be part of the cool crowd.... Kinda like the Poser- Bronies..   

There ARE legit people who liked Sharknado and legit Bronies,  but that number can't possibly be as high as the pervasive fame would have us believe.

That was my impression, haven't seen it. Maybe I should and get my own opinion.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 19:56:07 »
You haven't seen the first Jaws? Most others are just campy fun.

But jaws is probably the only truly great one.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 20:13:08 »
Open Water made me never want to go in the ocean ever again. Also once caught a movie on tv called Bait that was pretty entertaining.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 20:41:01 »
Sharktopus is pretty funny, good crappy movie!


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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 20:47:13 »
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 21:20:44 »
Just began watching Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark..

Intro seems pretty good..

You know what...   I need to start drinking...  that will make this movie EPIC..

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 21:37:56 »
I'm telling you, watch Bait. It's about a tsunami that floods a supermarket trapping the shoppers in there with a man eating shark. It's pretty tense, and far better than the crap other people are mentioning.... no offense to all 'yalls poor taste :P

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 22:07:12 »
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 23:03:00 »
I didn't even know Halverson had made a movie!

Or starred in one!
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 00:11:42 »
I have a few videos of Halverson I can send ya.

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 03:17:57 »
Shark night...
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 04:07:18 »
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 10:44:14 »
Sharknado 1 and Sharknado 2

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« Reply #17 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 10:53:20 »
actually halverson's sex tape is a number 1
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« Reply #18 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 11:12:04 »
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« Reply #19 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 13:22:00 »
actually halverson's sex tape is a number 1

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« Reply #20 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 13:39:59 »
Open Water made me never want to go in the ocean ever again. Also once caught a movie on tv called Bait that was pretty entertaining.

This. Being stranded in the middle of the ocean has been a deeply rooted fear of mine for as long as I can remember... :blank: :-[ :'( :blank:
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« Reply #21 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 15:14:56 »
Open Water made me never want to go in the ocean ever again. Also once caught a movie on tv called Bait that was pretty entertaining.

This. Being stranded in the middle of the ocean has been a deeply rooted fear of mine for as long as I can remember... :blank: :-[ :'( :blank:

I've only ever been stranded in the supermarket..


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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 15:21:24 »
Shark tale

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« Reply #23 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 21:32:08 »
actually halverson's sex tape is a number 1

I haven't seen this yet - is it on YouTube?
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« Reply #24 on: Wed, 27 May 2015, 21:35:23 »
actually halverson's sex tape is a number 1

I haven't seen this yet - is it on YouTube?
it better be
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 28 May 2015, 04:47:35 »
Sharknado has a -Hipster- following.. People just sayn' they like it to be part of the cool crowd.... Kinda like the Poser- Bronies..   

There ARE legit people who liked Sharknado and legit Bronies,  but that number can't possibly be as high as the pervasive fame would have us believe.

The first Sharknado was good because it was awful. But Sharknado 2 became self-aware, and it was full of celeb cameos and was SO bad that it was just bad. There's a fine line between being so bad, it's good, and being so bad it's awful and unwatchable. Some films ride this line well, such as The Room and Birdemic 1. Sharknado 2 however, breaks through this line, uses it as floss and carries on.
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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 28 May 2015, 08:11:08 »
The Room

Just make sure you never interact with Tommy Wiseau, or he'll ruin this one for you.  He has become very self aware and is milking it for all it's worth.  :-/

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Re: Good Shark Movie ?
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 29 May 2015, 04:55:02 »
Try "Avalanche Sharks".

Utter tripe.

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« Reply #28 on: Fri, 29 May 2015, 05:37:42 »
The Room

Just make sure you never interact with Tommy Wiseau, or he'll ruin this one for you.  He has become very self aware and is milking it for all it's worth.  :-/

Well he is DB Cooper...
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