Getting old 7.0

[tp4tissue]

just chked into a hotel.  First thing I did was memorize the fire safety route and placements of extinguishers.

[jonathanyu]

thats what I do every time as well, it's just important..

[Steezus]

Better to be safe than sorry, just showing your wisdom.

[rowdy]

Are you implying that with age comes wisdom?

[Steezus]

Are you implying that with age comes wisdom?

Generally speaking yes, I know there are people that very much falsify that claim but the older you are for the most part the more you've learned.

[Bromono]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

[absyrd]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

You've apparently had too many beers already today.

[Steezus]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

You've apparently had too many beers already today.

Off to a good start for a Saturday.

[HoffmanMyster]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

First thing I look for is a fridge.  Gotta save those leftovers (and beer).

[ghostjuggernaut]

1. Get some new trash bags from housekeeping
2. Poke a few holes in the bottom
3. Place in sink with drain stopper removed
4. Fill with ice
5. Fill with beer

 

[Steezus]

1. Get some new trash bags from housekeeping
2. Poke a few holes in the bottom
3. Place in sink with drain stopper removed
4. Fill with ice
5. Fill with beer

 

Why couldn't you just fill up the sink and then put beer in it, what's the purpose of the trash bag?

[ghostjuggernaut]

1. Get some new trash bags from housekeeping
2. Poke a few holes in the bottom
3. Place in sink with drain stopper removed
4. Fill with ice
5. Fill with beer

 

Why couldn't you just fill up the sink and then put beer in it, what's the purpose of the trash bag?

I don't trust housekeeping enough to do that.  Sure it wont affect the beer itself, but the outside of the bottle might not be clean.  You can go without the bag though, I personally won't though.

[Steezus]

1. Get some new trash bags from housekeeping
2. Poke a few holes in the bottom
3. Place in sink with drain stopper removed
4. Fill with ice
5. Fill with beer

 

Why couldn't you just fill up the sink and then put beer in it, what's the purpose of the trash bag?

I don't trust housekeeping enough to do that.  Sure it wont affect the beer itself, but the outside of the bottle might not be clean.  You can go without the bag though, I personally won't though.

Oh ok, that makes sense. Housekeeping sure can get lazy and curious a lot.

[Bromono]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

You've apparently had too many beers already today.

Only 3. Went to a brewery o.o

More to come though

[drewba]

Sometimes I like to reflect on all of the times I should/could have died from putting myself in irresponsible scenarios. I was a boy scout too, the shame.

[rowdy]

Are you implying that with age comes wisdom?

Generally speaking yes, I know there are people that very much falsify that claim but the older you are for the most part the more you've learned.

That sounds more like knowledge that wisdom.

[PunksDead]

While I was driving I screamed at a kid for doing a flippy trick on his wheelie board into the street. My deductible ain't high enough for that kid dying

[PunksDead]

This one time I was driving I almost hit a kid on a skateboard doing some tricks in the street. I pulled over and screamed at him and he cursed back at me.

Also my memory is ****

[Jokrik]

Are you implying that with age comes wisdom?

Generally speaking yes, I know there are people that very much falsify that claim but the older you are for the most part the more you've learned.

That sounds more like knowledge that wisdom.

Sometimes fear? Since that knowledge would make you consider the (more) possibilities good or bad
while ignoring the fact that there's a risk in every decision

[appleonama]

Selfish! you burn with everyone its a group effort....

[jaffers]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

[sth]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

You've apparently had too many beers already today.

if that were true the temperature wouldn't matter

[rowdy]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Beer must be cold!

[hudson0804]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Beer must be cold!

Beer must be consumed!

[rowdy]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Beer must be cold!

Beer must be consumed!

Well said!

[tp4tissue]

I've had warm beer..   part of getting old is just getting drunk..  couldn't care less what it tastes like..



Overall,  all beer tastes BAD..

[Bromono]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Ice doesn't go in the beer.. -.- .. beer goes into the ice.

I've had warm beer..   part of getting old is just getting drunk..  couldn't care less what it tastes like..



Overall,  all beer tastes BAD..

I disagree. When I was younger i drank to get drunk. hated the taste.

Now I love trying new beers and actually enjoying the different varieties. IPA's being one of my favorites.

[tp4tissue]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Ice doesn't go in the beer.. -.- .. beer goes into the ice.

I've had warm beer..   part of getting old is just getting drunk..  couldn't care less what it tastes like..



Overall,  all beer tastes BAD..

I disagree. When I was younger i drank to get drunk. hated the taste.

Now I love trying new beers and actually enjoying the different varieties. IPA's being one of my favorites.

You need to take a step BACK from OPINION to discuss the taste of "beer"..


Give it to a baby, or a small child..  THEY WILL NOT drink it..

WHY NOT... ??

It's bitter, full of alkaloids (semi poisonous),

It's got alcohol (completely poisonous),

It smells BAD,  akin to something rotting..



There is no way you can argue that putrid yeast-pee Tastes good,  given our evolutionary designed poison detection system..

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

i can respect your opinion... even though it is wrong

[Bromono]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Ice doesn't go in the beer.. -.- .. beer goes into the ice.

I've had warm beer..   part of getting old is just getting drunk..  couldn't care less what it tastes like..



Overall,  all beer tastes BAD..

I disagree. When I was younger i drank to get drunk. hated the taste.

Now I love trying new beers and actually enjoying the different varieties. IPA's being one of my favorites.

You need to take a step BACK from OPINION to discuss the taste of "beer"..


Give it to a baby, or a small child..  THEY WILL NOT drink it..

WHY NOT... ??

It's bitter, full of alkaloids (semi poisonous),

It's got alcohol (completely poisonous),

It smells BAD,  akin to something rotting..



There is no way you can argue that putrid yeast-pee Tastes good,  given our evolutionary designed poison detection system..

I also hated vegetables as a kid.

I always knew they where poisonous.

[jaffers]

First thing I look for in a hotel is the ice machine. Can't let my beer get cold.

KEEP THAT ICE AWAY FROM MY BEER

Ice doesn't go in the beer.. -.- .. beer goes into the ice.

I've had warm beer..   part of getting old is just getting drunk..  couldn't care less what it tastes like..



Overall,  all beer tastes BAD..

I disagree. When I was younger i drank to get drunk. hated the taste.

Now I love trying new beers and actually enjoying the different varieties. IPA's being one of my favorites.

You need to take a step BACK from OPINION to discuss the taste of "beer"..


Give it to a baby, or a small child..  THEY WILL NOT drink it..

WHY NOT... ??

It's bitter, full of alkaloids (semi poisonous),

It's got alcohol (completely poisonous),

It smells BAD,  akin to something rotting..



There is no way you can argue that putrid yeast-pee Tastes good,  given our evolutionary designed poison detection system..

I also hated vegetables as a kid.

I always knew they where poisonous.

top snek. ahaha you made my day