I met her through my girlfriend at the time.
"Honey, I'm sick of your ****. I'd like you to meet my replacement."
This is actually a really good idea: Imagine a service that your
partner uses to find a match for
you as their intent to break up is imminent. A preeminent potentially significant other! Oh my God this is brilliant, see this way there is no pretense and no awkward transition, no time to fall into depression. They tell the service all about your bull**** to find the perfect match for you from other recent break-ups and there you go! A vicious circle of confused recent or-soon-to-be brakeupee's! And the worry of finding someone else is solved, the perfect match as perceived by your ex.
or maybe this is a terrible idea. It probably is a terrible idea now that I think about it more...