Author Topic: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card (Read 4518 times)

tp4tissue · « **on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:24:49 »

Felt Guilty....

As soon as I finished the movie,

I was like, not bad.

Oh ****, did I like the film?

I'm almost certain I did....

Self Respect... GONE!!!

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #1 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:40:34 »

Hey man I watched the first three movies out of curiosity a while back. Entertaining, the woman are babes, the story is cheesy and its all unintentionally funny. Also I love scenery of the Pacific Northwest. Nothing to be ashamed of.

alaricljs · « **Reply #2 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46 »

As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

SmallFry · « **Reply #3 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:53:11 »

* SmallFry hasn't watched Twilight yet.

I do hope my girlfriend doesn't make me watch it... -_-

precarious · « **Reply #4 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:28:51 »

go watch true blood to redeem yourself

OOOOOOOH SOOKIE, Y'DONE GOT THE SWEETEST FAERIE BLOOD I EVER SUCKLED UPON, OOOH I'D DO ANYTHIN' T'PROTECT YEH

boost · « **Reply #5 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:50:16 »

Quote from: precarious on Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:28:51

go watch true blood to redeem yourself

OOOOOOOH SOOKIE, Y'DONE GOT THE SWEETEST FAERIE BLOOD I EVER SUCKLED UPON, OOOH I'D DO ANYTHIN' T'PROTECT YEH

+1 for trueblood tho the last season sucked

fohat.digs · « **Reply #6 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22 »

Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #7 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:04:07 »

Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22

Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"

SmallFry · « **Reply #8 on:** Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:13:22 »

Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22

Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

* SmallFry admires your parenting.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:15:16 »

ClickClack keys on Geekhack:

STILL a better love story than Twilight.

longweight · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:31:59 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:04:07

Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"

That is bollocks, in a fantasy world the magic can be as powerful as the writer wants it to be. Also it is not supposed to be 100% logical and realistic, the magic provides a good frame work for a good story.

Krogenar · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02 »

Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46

As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?

Tym · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34 »

Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02

Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?

This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who enjoys having sex with trains

tp4tissue · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:11:54 »

Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34

Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02
Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who enjoys having sex with trains

how would you have sex "with" a train?

fohat.digs · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:02:16 »

Quote from: longweight on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:31:59

Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 20 February 2013, 14:04:07
Quote from: fohat.digs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 13:50:22
Even my 15-year-old daughter thinks that Twilight is utterly lame.

She is a huge Harry Potter fan.

I thought potter was lame.... magic is stupidly over-powered, and yet they refuse to really "USE IT"

That is bollocks, in a fantasy world the magic can be as powerful as the writer wants it to be. Also it is not supposed to be 100% logical and realistic, the magic provides a good frame work for a good story.

My favorite conception of magic is the way LeGuin used it in Earthsea, that is, a subtle force that certain sufficiently sensitive individuals are able to "weave" into the fabric of reality, and which must be constantly maintained, lest it unravel again.

okooko · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:05:28 »

I got dragged to go, watched it.
was meh, wouldnt pay to see it otherwise.
its not like going to kill myself because ive seen it lol.

I just dont like twilight or harry potter.
coz i have a hatred for books.

Tym · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:06:09 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:11:54

Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34
Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02
Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who enjoys having sex with trains

how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.

Krogenar · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:54:57 »

Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:06:09

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:11:54
Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34
Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02
Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who enjoys having sex with trains

how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.

Really, how long did anyone expect a thread about Twilight to last before this happened?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:18:28 »

Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:54:57

Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 08:06:09
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:11:54
Quote from: Tym on Thu, 21 February 2013, 07:02:34
Quote from: Krogenar on Thu, 21 February 2013, 06:51:02
Quote from: alaricljs on Wed, 20 February 2013, 08:50:46
As long as you don't go.... 'Ooooh sparkles, what a great idea!'

Agreed. Vampires with diamond skin? Weren't vampires metrosexual enough already?
This makes me laugh, because in Manchester we have the MetroLink (So do other places) Which are trams, therefore;
MetroSexual = Someone who enjoys having sex with trains

how would you have sex "with" a train?

Not sure, I google'd "How to have sex with a train" ... Don't do that.

Really, how long did anyone expect a thread about Twilight to last before this happened?

Well the point was, I needed to confess that I've done something terrible and felt ashamed...

keyboardlover · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:28:09 »

STILL a better lovestory than twilight!

alaricljs · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 21 February 2013, 22:09:03 »

His mouth looks like a USB port.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 22 February 2013, 00:01:54 »

Quote from: alaricljs on Thu, 21 February 2013, 22:09:03

His mouth looks like a USB port.

ah... a big too large for usb... Um..hmm... maybe some sort of serial port assuming there's pins "in" his mouth. cuz otherwise he'd have a female port, which would make this conversation WEIRD>...

fohat.digs · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:06:32 »

Wasn't C3PO intended to be gay all along?

alaricljs · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:40:34 »

Quote from: fohat.digs on Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:06:32

Wasn't C3PO intended to be gay all along?

Yeah and Han didn't shoot first....

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:52:11 »

I'd like to know how a robot has sexual orientation.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 22 February 2013, 09:01:43 »

Quote from: prdlm2009 on Fri, 22 February 2013, 08:52:11

I'd like to know how a robot has sexual orientation.

Well we don't have the technology for that yet... but eventually someone will come up with a sex android, and that would "probably" be deemed female... and ALL OTHER robots would be "male"

This is probably how it's going to go down.

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Author Topic: So... I watched Twighlight BD Part 2... voluntarily turning in my Man-card (Read 4518 times)