Breakfast in Bed.. Does not compute..

[tp4tissue]

If Breakfast in Bed was a possibility...

That would mean, you're somewhere with a stationary bed..  Very few of such places would come without a restroom..

So..... There's no reason why you wouldn't be able to ```brush your teeth``` after awakening..

So... then Why would anyone have breakfast in bed...


Condensed version of I'm asking is,  why would anyone prefer to eat breakfast in-their-beds upon waking without brushing their teeth first....

[Vibex]

If Breakfast in Bed was a possibility...

That would mean, you're somewhere with a stationary bed..  Very few of such places would come without a restroom..

So..... There's no reason why you wouldn't be able to ```brush your teeth``` after awakening..

So... then Why would anyone have breakfast in bed...


Condensed version of I'm asking is,  why would anyone prefer to eat breakfast in-their-beds upon waking without brushing their teeth first....

I brush my teeth after I eat breakfast.

[noisyturtle]

Roll over and reach for those last couple swigs of Jack on the night stand. Breakfast in bed.

[belac]

I brush my teeth after I eat breakfast.

same here. I don't want my Crest (with baking soda) messing up the flavor of my perfectly percolated coffee... which is all I have for breakfast. 

[noisyturtle]

Do most of you brush more than once a day?

[Lanx]

wake up brush/goto sleep brush

i've heard of ppl doing it after lunch as well... i think if you do it more than 3x a day, you're probably ocd... no joke the dentist will say you're brushing too much, to the point that you're brushing away your gums. (happened to co-worker)

[YoungMichael88]

Do most of you brush more than once a day?

When I wake up and when I go to bed.....When I can. So like 4-5 times a week its twice a day.. I floss maybe 5 times in a month .. I should/could do better...

[YoungMichael88]

As far as breakfast in bed goes, I've never had it but I imagine it would be amazing. Not only is breakfast food my favorite type of food (bacon, eggs, hash browns, OJ or chocolate milk, Toast) but the very premise of breakfast in bed means that you have someone who is willing to wake up, not disturb you and prepare a breakfast for you as the first thing they do in the morning. Thats in itself is better than the meal, be it a mother or father, or wife/GF. Its a pretty profound gesture.

[tp4tissue]

As far as breakfast in bed goes, I've never had it but I imagine it would be amazing. Not only is breakfast food my favorite type of food (bacon, eggs, hash browns, OJ or chocolate milk, Toast) but the very premise of breakfast in bed means that you have someone who is willing to wake up, not disturb you and prepare a breakfast for you as the first thing they do in the morning. Thats in itself is better than the meal, be it a mother or father, or wife/GF. Its a pretty profound gesture.

Or an android maid....   w/e.... you don't know me... you don't know me... i see you judgin''...



Technology FTW....!!!


but seriously..   How can you guys eat before brushing....  hmmm.. i guess if you don't think about it... maybe it just slips by..

[iri]

Do most of you brush more than once a day?

i even floss regularly.

[paicrai]

Breakfast in bed sounds nice. Why wouldn't it be?

[Halverson]

I rarely am up for breakfast, but even when I am I never eat for several hours after I awake anyway.

If I could though, if I was lazy or sick enough....**** the crumbs or mess....bring me food to my slumber place!

[Belfong]

I brushed after lunch, not because I am odd but because my breath smelled from the coffee I took at lunch. So in order to save my co-workers from fainting, I have to brush my teeth (and tongue).

Edit: back on topic, yeah I wouldn't imagine why people want to eat in bed and leave the crumbs on the bed, thus attracting ants and cockroaches and I don't know what other creepy crawlies.

[iri]

thus attracting ants and cockroaches

there are no ants and cockroaches where i live, but i don't eat in my bed nevertheless... only drink.

[Fire Brand]

I eat then brush if you brush then eat everything tastes like mint for a while plus drinking tea is horrible if you have just brushed your teeth I brush twice but if I have had a big meal I will brush again as I like the clean feeling after brushing :x

[Lanx]

brush teeth then drink oj, it's the worst, i think theres some chemical reaction there.

[noisyturtle]

Man some bacon, waffles, and coffee sound pretty great right about now. Even better if I didn't have to get out of bed to have them.

[esoomenona]

I wake up to breakfast and head, you wake up to breakfast in bed.

[Broadmonkey]

You guys do know that brushing after you ate is bad for your teeth? rule of thumb is that you should wait an hour before brushing after you ate something. This is because of the acids, sugars and whatnot which you are essentially just rubbing in when brushing. Also if you brush before you eat, your teeth will be clean and all the **** attacking your teeth will have a harder time sticking.

I hate breakfast in bed, you sit uncomfortable and awkward and the food always chooses to take a hike to my mattress every time I look away... and I have no TV in my bedroom.