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Offline noisyturtle

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It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:45:33 »
The object to your left is now your main weapon. The object behind you is now your lover.

Main weapon: a can of Febreze moonlit lavender
Sensual lover: a half-eaten Subway meatball marinara with pickles
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46 »
main weapon : vinegar
sensual lover : soldering iron
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:52:56 »
Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46
main weapon : vinegar
sensual lover : soldering iron

If only it was the other way around it would give new meaning to the term 'vinegar strokes.'
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:54:49 »
Main Weapon: Book
Sensual Lover: Printer
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:56:08 »
weapon: newspaper
lover: framed picture of a barn

fuuuuu, i hate you starbucks
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:56:51 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:52:56
If only it was the other way around it would give new meaning to the term 'vinegar strokes.'
:))
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:06:55 »
Main weapon: Sony MDR-V6 headphones
Sensual lover: an old, white couch
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:09:44 »
Main weapon: A Clash of Kings by George R.R. martin

Sensual lover: Lemon tree

Yep I'm dead
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:13:07 »
At least you'll have lemon cakes during the apocalypse though. :D
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 18:16:14 »
Left: My watch box.

Behind: My IBM Model M 122 on a shelf.

Now if only it was the other way round! D:
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:25:08 »
****.. I'm screwed

left: dac
behind: towel
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:48:34 »
Left: Slimblade, which works, I can use the ball as a weapon I suppose

Behind: My camera, so not much change there.
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 19:55:53 »
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:00:27 »
A 2yr old for a weapon and couch for the other seems legit
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Offline JoeC

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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:10:16 »
I am ready to wield my TV remote against the onslaught, beloved microwave in tow.
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 20:14:23 »
weapon: a sharpie
sensual lover: a jersey


im glad it wasn't the other way around
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 21:41:51 »
Main Weapon:  Sanwa Pro Trackball .  I guess wielding it like a morning-star might work, until the ball pops out and socks me in the crotchal zone.

Sensual Lover:  A copy of One Piece, Volume 64.
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:37:30 »
weapon: dismantled vape
lover: 18v milwaukee 2pc cordless combo
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:41:14 »
Hold on, let me go down to the gun safe.


*walks*


OK. Now my main weapon is a nice Mossberg 590 12 Gauge, and my lover is a .44 magnum. Sounds about right.
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 22:44:13 »
weapon: poker
sensual lover: my phone

Quote from: Photekq on Fri, 15 November 2013, 17:46:46
main weapon : vinegar

HA-HA
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 23:01:59 »
weapon: half naked wife (pjs)
lover: king size pillow

sounds like a good movie :P
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 15 November 2013, 23:04:51 »
Audio Technica Mic

Bed :3
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #22 on: Sun, 17 November 2013, 04:46:31 »
Weapon: Pringles

Lover: Trashcan
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #23 on: Sun, 17 November 2013, 05:23:22 »
Right now a lamp and a pillow.....
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Re: It's the nuclear holocaust, and a raging mutant just busted down your door
« Reply #24 on: Sun, 17 November 2013, 05:27:34 »
3M tape and a fan.

I officially died.
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