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How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 15:28:51 »
Through shopping haste, Tp4 was cursed with a sub-par grapefruit that was parched inside..

However, Tp4 theorizes that if the content lost through evaporation is merely water.. then the grapefruit's essential essences should've remained intact..

And SO.. The withered fruit has been arduously peeled and placed in a blender.

Then using numerous internet cross-referencing for the average weight-to-volume ratio of the pomelo grapefruit..  A precise rehydration volume of dihydrogen monoxide was calibrated..


Ya'll be happy to know.. that It worked Perfectly.. and the juice is as delectable as fresh squeeze..

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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 15:31:23 »
Didn't you already have a grapefruit thread?
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Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 23 March 2015, 15:14:18
tp thread is tp thread
Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 15:35:49 »
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 16 December 2014, 15:31:23
Didn't you already have a grapefruit thread?

2.0 Update, much like Rice Part II
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 22:25:45 »
So did you use an Asian pomelo (smaller and more tart) or a normal grapefruit (approx size of a softball)?  Asian pomelo is awful if you eat it straight. I make my own youzicha/柚子茶/youjuja with them though and that's yummy.
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 23:22:21 »
I can't believe I just read another one of these threads :))
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 06:11:15 »
Well at least it doesn't have that disturbing video
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:16:37 »
This month is all about adding the precise amount of water-to-stuff to make stuff better.
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:22:30 »
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 16 December 2014, 23:22:21
I can't believe I just read another one of these threads :))
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tp thread is tp thread
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:24:08 »
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:22:30
Quote from: rowdy on Tue, 16 December 2014, 23:22:21
I can't believe I just read another one of these threads :))


Must becuz start I write Gooder !!

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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:28:17 »
tp4, sometimes I absolutely hate your guts, mostly when you say stupid ****.

Other times, I can't help but appreciate your uniqueness.

This is an example of the latter.
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Quote from: Frenir on Mon, 23 March 2015, 15:16:48
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 23 March 2015, 15:14:18
tp thread is tp thread
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:51:53 »
I commend your tenacity. I would have chucked it and bought a new one.
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 09:17:35 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:16:37
This month is all about adding the precise amount of water-to-stuff to make stuff better.
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I'm gonna help you onto this quest , don't had water to alcohol , unless it's pastis . But I think it's a french only alcohol .
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Re: How I Saved Grapefruitmas
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 17 December 2014, 09:19:49 »
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Wed, 17 December 2014, 08:28:17
tp4, sometimes I absolutely hate your guts, mostly when you say stupid ****.

Other times, I can't help but appreciate your uniqueness.

This is an example of the latter.

Tp4 is like moisture... you may be stone, but a few cold nights in addition to my condensat-ing goodness, and I shall carve through you.

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