Kkiiiaahhhh....

[tp4tissue]

I just washed these 2 blankets.

Goin' green, hung them outside yea?

Bird poops on BOTH of them..


Now I gotta throw them in the wash again.. Using more energy and resources..


These birds were the environmental polluters today,  NOT Tp4

[absyrd]

You went outside. This we call progress.

[tp4tissue]

You went outside. This we call progress.

[paicrai]

NEXT TIME, YOU **** ON THE BIRD'S BLANKETS

[sorijealut]

lol your stories 

[sethk_]

NEXT TIME, YOU **** ON THE BIRD'S BLANKETS

Or go 1 step ahead and just **** on the birds

[absyrd]

I'd tell you to get a bb gun, but I'm sure you'd put your eye out.

[beehatch]

Guess you would have been better of just using a dryer.

NOOB

[abswyfe]

****ing birds ****ting poison ivy all over my newly grown grass

It is everywhere

Can't have abs mow the lawn til we kill the ****

Can't have kids or dogs play

**** birds

[beehatch]

****ing birds ****ting poison ivy all over my newly grown grass

It is everywhere

Can't have abs mow the lawn til we kill the ****

Can't have kids or dogs play

**** birds

Ew. I have a huge yard and live next to a forest and have never experienced this. Horribly allergic to that ****.

Birds are kinda cool, but can be kinda ****ty. Literally.

[tp4tissue]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

[absyrd]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

That'd be sweet. Although, I just want to take down these gigantic old trees in my back yard. Yeah... they keep my heating and cooling bills down and look pretty, but they break my back when I have to hump leaves for weeks down to the street, and they house birds that **** all over my **** and squirrels that make annoying screaming noises outside my bedroom window.

[beehatch]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

[abswyfe]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

[beehatch]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

[tp4tissue]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.

[beehatch]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.

Sounds like a great tool if you were a socially awkward person and if it worked on people.

[tp4tissue]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

Maybe it can target certain kinds only

You know like a racist laser

Doubtful. I can also already see it hitting adults and young children accidentally.

Yep, bad idea lol.

Initial versions will probably just be  visual disrupters.. so they won't actually kill the birds..  They'll just shoo- them away.

Sounds like a great tool if you were a socially awkward person and if it worked on people.

Tp4's is internally awkward , but possesses competent external social skills.

[paicrai]

I can't wait until Darpa approves in home laser bird defense systems.

LASER DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR BIRDS

That's awesome. I'd hate for that to happen though. I feel like that can really **** up certain populations/habitats of birds.

its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice

[fohat.digs]

Goats love to eat poison ivy.

[SpAmRaY]

Goats love to eat poison ivy.

What about poison oak?

[tp4tissue]

its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice
[/quote]

Hrrrmm....

Would this get rid of birds?  how does this work?

[paicrai]

its called putting lasers ON the birbs to dish out justice

Hrrrmm....

Would this get rid of birds?  how does this work?
[/quote]it would get rid of almost everything else